ASK heron

Ok The Mistress inspired this thread. SO i am here to offer the male prospective on your questions.

Ask anything you want about me, i will answer it.

this could be fun. Thanks mistress

 

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

why do men like breasts?

 

your name is inspired by heroin? you know it is..

god dammit i jsut want to punch something..


is it normal, when changing clothes, to undress in one part of the house, then go to the other part of the house where your clothes are, then finish undressing and get dressed? wouldnt it be easier to do it all in one spot? why the fuck do the pants BELONG on the railing at the bottom of the stairs? why dont you take them the fuck off upstairs and set them on yoru dresser, like a normal fucking person!

 

or if you really want them on the bottom of the stairs that bad, bring them back down

 

roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

thats just an estimate though, based on the European swallow of course.

not about me though was it? lol

 

One could say simple infantile infatuation, but i lean towards the theory that when man became an upright primate, the focus shifted from the rear of the female, to the front. Because of this transition, the female human began to grow and maintain her breast before and after lactation, and kept them year round rather than just during times of breast-feeding a child.

breast cleavage and symetry closey resemble that of a nice round ass.

 

no, my name is inspired by the bird, the heron.

I would say that is normal behavior for a man, yes.

as to the pants on the railing, i wouldnt know, i live in a single story home.

 

but you wouldnt change yoru pants in the kitchen, then walk to your bedroom, would you? you might walk around nude or almost nude, but if you were jsut changing pants, youd do it all in one spot, right?

 

yes, you are correct. what was i thinking.

 

i'm not a guy, but i do take my pants off in a different room and leave it there, then go to my room and get another pair. does mean i'm not normal?

 

heron, would you fuck me in public? especially if i really really wanted to

 

hmmm, thats a hard one. Im not big on going to jail, but yeah, i think i would give it a shot, if it were dark out

 

i'm talking about day light hours what's the fun doing it in the dark. already done it. lol

 

Sure, sounds fun, get a babysitter and lets talk

 

SO no more questions? wow, that was easy, i answered it all in like 3 questions.

But none of them were about me though lol.

anyone have any curiousitys?

 

Is your avatar a vagina?
--EDIT--
I mean...is it like...a chick with her legs together and then...fuck I don't know what i'm talking about...

 

Heron, How much wood would a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

 

yes my avatar is a pubic V. Good observation, you were right on the money. Its on a drum i painted.