Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

They used to make biscuits called iced gems, but they never made biscuits called iced pieces of plastic


Why do they call regimental flags "standards", when each one is unique?

 

Because thats the uniqueness standard.

Can I have a few minutes to think up a witty post?

 

is' nt wit spontaneous ?

 

I was trying to be non-witty.

Why do they insist on putting almonds in trail mix?

 

Because they found people prefer vegetable nuts over animal nuts in their trail mix.

Why is my dog brindle?

 

Because if it was a bridle your dog would be a horse.

Did Lassie really know Timmy fell down the well?

 

Lassie pushed Timmy Leary into the well so all the water would be enhanced with LSD.

Where can I find a dragon?

 

Have you tried Dragons-R-Us, they have a sale on housebroken ones.......

Are all dragons mean?

 

not if you raise them...chinese dragons are like shitzus

Why does AKC ruin working breeds of dogs (and others).

 

(LAUGHING)You must be referring to my Lab that only retrieves once and hates water.

What happenned to DibbleDrool?

 

One of those carnivorous plants got him.

What if people were vegetables?

 

That would eliminate car accidents

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

 

Yes, in a pigs mouth.

Do I really need to take these meds?

 

doctors orders

why dose'nt an orange a day keep the doctor away ?

 

Because the doctor has stock in the peanut butter companies

Why did the chicken choose not to cross the road?

 

Because she saw a hot rooster on her side.


Do scissors bite?

 

Scissors mite..

How is this possible?

 

only in self defence

dose fire burn ?

 

only from dragons.


does dragon spit put out fire?

 

No, it causes more fire
Why did the dragon choose not to cross the road?