Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

coz it adds to the exitement!

[hey-why suddenly all the serious answers?
What happened to silly answers,all of a sudden?]



Why do I even bother trying??????????????????????

 

Cos if you don't it'll take that much longer to get to 101 pages and start all over.


Why are French fries called French fries when the French call them frites?

 

Coz proper BRITISH chips would rava eat snot that be called FRENCH!




those 101 dalmations...who cleared up the mess?

 

Fortunately, nobody needed to, because Disney doesn't recognise the existence of dog mess (that's the origin of the myth that you can slip on a banana skin ... a disney cartoon featuring somebody slipping on a dog turd had to be edited before Walt would allow it to be released under his name ...)


The person who invented writing ... how did he learn to spell?

 

from ancient, literal genius sea monsters

why are signs so useful ?

 

EDIT: so people have things to hit while walking down the street

What if I ever lose my eyes? What if my colours all run dry?

 

You'll be a blind man who needs to add water to his paints.

Why are dogs a mans best friend?

 

Because the post of "best servant" has already been filled by horses.


Why does it matter how white your teeth are?

 

ya wanna ask that again?

 

why are there so many disposable things ?

 

Because the concept of disposable non-things never really caught on.


Why is a run of stairs called a flight, when the last thing you wanna do is go flying on 'em?

 

to provide pit stops for angels

why do clouds never join ?

 

cause they're too high.

why cant we drink and drive?

 

its mostly for stick shift drivers, if dwi was legal, the guys with stick shift cars couldn't hold their drink and drive at the same time. equality under the law.
What happens when you die?

 

Why do you call them a "run"? Running on stairs could cause you to go flying.

 

Your invites to parties tend to tail off. . . . .


what's the difference between a receptacle and a bin??

 

It's in the etymology.

A receptacle is a small object for receiving things. Recept~ as in receipt, reception etc. derives from the verb "to receive", whilst ~acle is a standard diminutive ending.

But you can have a receptacle fore receiving things other than rubbish.

And it doesn't hurt your car NEARLY as much to have a collision with a receptacle as it does to have a collision with a bin :mickey:


Why is there only one Monopolies Commisison?

 

come on kid, i don't got time for this.

how many beers could a beer chuck chuck if a beer chuck could chuck beer?

 

a barrel of it

why do people store petrol in plastic containers when it rots engines ?

 

Coz you can recycle plastic-so when your car engine rots,you can recycle to work!




why is my beard several different colours?


[and no,it ISN'T because I dribble when I'm eating crayons!!!]