Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

You all know the rules, right ?

 

Why is the sky blue ?

 

Because it was made to match my eye color.

Which way to Albuquerque from here ?

 

thats not fair.why is'nt the sky made brown ta match my eye colour. ha! ha!

 

Which way to Albuquerque from here ?

= 3rd star on the left, and straight ahead until morning

What is the story behind the picture?

 

It's the 3rd story of the downtown Hilton.

What if "if" was a spliff ?

 

If "if" was a spliff, we'd all be stoned.

What is the purpose "planking"?

 

to make people like you talk.

Why is a cat called a cat and not called dog?

 

So that the birds won't be confused.

What does water smell like?

 

Like lemonade without lemon or sugar.

Do deaf schizophrenics hear voices?

 

they think everyone is signing death threats at them

why do cats like fish and hate water?

 

No. They see mouths moving.

Where did you lose your shoes?

 

I gave them to Henry Rollins. He didn't have any.

What's a Tigger made out of?

 

Cotton

why do people smoke ciggy's

 

They want cancer.

Why does sleep continue to evade me?

 

You do to many drugs

why did the cat cross the road

 

To get to Big Rock Candy Mountain.

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

you missing a finger

how many teeth does a person have

 

A homebum has none.

Why does the sun shine?

 

Because it's alive.

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