Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

This thread is already running in the U.K. forum and I thought it would be more appropriate here. I'll start out by asking a stupid question, such as

Why is the sky blue?

and someone else will answer it in a smartass way, and ask their own stupid question.

It’s depressed about the economy.

Why can’t you get butter from a butterfly?

Simple, right? Ready? Here we go!

 

their utters are too small.

why are the dinosaurs extinct?

 

They ate too many Shrooms etc. and ascended to 4D.

What happened to my chemtrails?

 

you washed them out ...(we call em skidmarks)


why is a pencil called a pencil?

 

because pot holder was already taken!


why am i so short?

 

Because your father was Gary Coleman


Why did the chicken cross the border?

 

coz he wanted to kentucky fried instead normal maxican?

why is universe so big?

 

it isnt......we are just really really really small


why do chinese people not eat chinese food?

 

even they know it's nasty.

why can't penguins fly?

 

They can't afford airline tickets.

Does the president care about me?

 

Nope....why should he be the only one



Why do geese fly south?

 

for spring break ..

How come pizza delivery guys are never as well hung as in the pornos?

 

because peperoni stunts your penis growth


Why do people drive on the left in Europe

 

you can drive on the right (hehehe)


who invented the toilet as we know it?

 

obviously not a man.......geeze the front of that bowl is cold....all the time


why do fools fall in love?

 

because their hearts are in the right place

What will kill you if you eat it..and is stronger than God?

 

My heart



Why is all great tasting food bad for us?

 

jesus made me do it.

Is Yeti real?

 

of course (duh)


what percentage of men have never experienced true happiness?

 

Nine, cause thats German for no, and German men dont expirience happiness.

how do we solve the market crisis?

(btw im not good at this game :tongue