Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

the circling seagulls or the vultures? i guess i need a shower.





should i wear lip gloss?

 

of course but only if you are butt ugly and have a face like a badgers arse !
will you suck my Brandon Block until I cum ???

 

only if you're ugly.





can i bring my strap-on?

 

Are you talking about a musical instrument?



There is an old saying – the grass is always greener on the other side – what do people who live in a desert say?

 

the sand is always browner up your bum cheeks !

why didnt dell call themselves "hell"?

 

they had a cleft palate.




why do rugburn scars get so bad?

 

I’m starting to think you weren’t talking about a musical instrument.



If I put on a Abba record would it ruin a perfectly good day off work?

 

No. <<< Ridiculous answer right there.

If many a mickle makes a muckle, what do many fickles make?

 

many a fickles make fuck all cuz theyre lazy bastards

If typhoo put the "T" in tetley, who put the **** in "scunthorpe"?

 

BigBird and Snuffy.





why do people watch golf on tv?

 

So they can practice their swing.


Do you get chips with that?

 

Because they're too pikey to afford to play it properly.

Why do hamburgers taste like crap?

 

someone's crapping in your hamburger. i'd be nicer when ordering if i were you. sounds unhealthy.





why are cats perfectly willing to lay down on whatever piece of fabric is on the floor?

 

It's about posting at the sametime.

Why do hamburgers taste like crap? Because you can get chips with it.

 

Because they are cool as cucumbers.

How is it that we're all posting on this thread at the sametime?

 

We're not! We live in different time zones so we're all posting at different times!



How can Superman fly? Seriously, what propels him?

 

The magic of hollywood and some cheap special effects

why do people make a strange noise when they stubb their toe?

 

reflexology, the toe is directly linked to the mouth, wherein we get the expression "putting your foot in your mouth" meaning "saying something stupid like when you stub your toe."




why does is feel SO GOOD to scratch a mosquito bite on your foot?

 

Maybe because most toes are stubbed in the dark – the strange sounds migh be a reflex sonar action so you don’t stub your other toe.



I’m having a hard time thinking up stupid questions – can some one please help me.

 

Q: why does is feel SO GOOD to scratch a mosquito bite on your foot?

A: Not sure because I am bummed out that I answered the same question you did and a stupid questions might have gone unanswered.



Q I’m having a hard time thinking up stupid questions – can some one please help me.

A; sure will help you.



New question: Should there be a rule that in case of a double answer should both stupid questions be answer by the next poster?