Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

"I", said expanse, "with my poor sense of humor." Only make believing mourning necessary.


Why should I not go to bed with shoes on?

 

Your soul will have bad dreams.

Why cant i like my tummy rumbling?

 

You don't like it talking with a mind of its own..not nice your tummy having a brain..

Are the stones, stones, or roses?

 

They are pebbles.

Why don't they put spring water in cans more often?

 

They fill them only once

Have you ever really heard a dog say woof?

 

No but i know this one dog thats fascinated with the outside of trees.

Does anyone still use kelvin to tell the temp?

 

Ermmmm I prepare to sell kelvin, take my own temp...

Why does a chair need 4 legs?

 

So it doesn't get mistaken for a stool.

Why do people who consider themselves 'cool' wear sunglasses indoors?

 

only people that are stupid enough to consider themselves cool would be stupid enough to wear sunglasses indoors.

why didn't I keep all my old lunchboxes?

 

From what I hear [word gets around] your lunchbox is already impressive-so no backups required.


why don't we make roads the way runways are made-you ever heard of a runway with pot-holes?

 

I like having low taxes...and I need low taxes because I am always buying new tires from running over potholes.

Aside from Stephen king who traumatized the most kids with their movies/books?

 

Roald Dhals neice

Why don't I just grow weeds?





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The tomatoes always grow in the way.

Why are they called baby wipes when anyone can use them for anything.

 

Ahhhh but are they all called baby wipes, or is that what we call them? Instead of saying bum wipes?

Flit, flat, or flop?

 

Flit is not a word so im going with that one for this exam.

Why do people complain about the heat when its 95 when the bodys tempeture is almost always above 96?

 

They don't like the thermometer test

Why don't bunny's walk?

 

They got the jips in their back legs.

Why does the cat follow me when I go up and down the stairs but never wants to be near me unless I am sitting upstairs?

 

She is not a down to earth cat.

Onions are so versatile, any reason why?

 

It has many layers.

Will we ever find out what Stephen Colbert is really like?

 

Who is he?

Did a vinyl really have just 1 groove?