Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

No i have a good lawyer.

What would you do with the power to see sound?

 

Make music
What would you do if you bought some porn and saw your parents in it?

 

Oops I thought this was the what would you do game

 

Has this just become the "ask a silly answer, get a silly question" thread??

 

Yes questions and answers are 2 sides of a coin.

How do you think James Bond would react if you called him Jimmy?

 

It would depend WHICH James Bond,starting with Barry Nelson in 1954,to the current Daniel Craig.
Each had his preferred method of dealing with 'annoyances'.



What's the earliest Christmas memory you have?

 

When when Ebenezer Scrooge bought a goose for my family.

Do geese look forward to christmas?

 

Only when they're flying backwards

How many knees does a ladybug have?

 

One for each bended leg they have.

What fish smells the best underwater?

 

I hear parrot fish smell like rainbows and lollipops but if you try to smell them underwater they are lethal.

Why does superman look so much hotter than Clark Kent?

 

the glasses and the hair bobbing on his forehead. girls love things that bob on foreheads.

why do two good things together sometimes make a bad thing?

 

It's just the opposite of two wrongs don't make a right.

Would you rather be a hammer or a drill?

 

Drills only work with good screws.
a hammer can nail anything.
hmmm i wouldnt want just anything getting on me.

How does water get back on top of niagra falls?

 

(funny answer on the last one)

The water from Niagara Falls comes down under and we boomerang it back up.

Do carnivorous plants poop?

 

GOOD question...but the intellectual convolutions required to consider imponderables designates a substantial deficiency in my cerebral armament....so I must decline the invitation to analyse possible solutions regarding your query.



Ok by you?

 

Would it matter?
copout

How do they know how much pizza is wasted each year?
who has the time to go through my garbage everyday to see if i threw any away?

 

its those darn turtles and their turtle power!

why are pizza toppings called toppings?

 

because it sounded better than bottoms

if you can't go north, south, east or west, which way should you go?

 

It's because it's actually a sister island of another smaller island called lisless. it says so in the encyclopaedia.

Has anyone here ever ate bread or seen a spider?

 

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Have you ever seen a spider eat bread?