Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

It's been played in here before, so let's play it again. All you have to do is give a silly answer to the question above, and then post your own silly question.


Why is thirteen unlucky?

 

Because in China they dont like teens wearing fur



Whats cooler than cool?

 

Cold

How do sausages fit into sausage rolls?

 

By spending 3 hours a day at the gym first

Why is a French Horn named in English, and a Cor Anglais in French?

 

Because those are the letters that come out when you blow into one.


Why do ducks fly instead of ducking?

 

For the same reason that feet smell and noses run


Why doesn't gravity make the clouds fall out of the sky?

 

Because the moon would be lonely.


Why can't you reach out and touch a star?

 

Because there's a window pane in the way.


Why do you have to imagine the square root of minus one?

 

Because writing it down takes too many coloured pencils

Why have you 'gotta get down to get up'?

 

Because the eagle is sitting on the nest.


Does your life have a soundtrack that is always playing in your head?

 

Like run around susie..

What make yhe pop in pop corn?

 

They inject it with high-pressure lemonade, of course.


If tin whistles are made out of tin ... what do they make fog horns out of?

 

Rabbit antlers

What comes after green ( on traffic lights )
I have usually gone by then

 

Blue..

Why do police men no longer have cone heads?

 

they started watching other snl skits.

what do you get if you cross a monkey a nickle and a beer can?

 

Cheep chimp beer..

Why are butter flys not made of butter?

 

Cos their wings would jam

why do books start at page 1

 

Because that's the first one they put a number on


What would happen if you had an imaginary number, and when you squared it you DIDN'T get minus one?

 

The world would Implode

If you commit suicide can you get done for murder

 

Only if you survive ... and then they show you the CORRECT way to hang yourself ...


Why did England only have two universities when Aberdeenshire had three?