As A Marine Core Kernel In The Green Berays

I say its time we "pulled out" of Irak before we really blow our loads!

 

I don't get it.

 

never heard of the green berays? we are an elite special farces unit.

 

I think berays is spelled with an x.

 

as a kernel i get so mad i feel like my head is going to explode

 

You know the dude from KFC was caught by Filipinos? He had to eat his way out of a hole he dug with his mouth.

That's the secret behind their delicious chicken. Don't tell nobody.

 

...Popcorn?

 

green berets.

 

sorry, had to be the spelling nazi.

its french.

 

my cousin is a sgt 2nd class in the navy butt pirate brigade and he told me its beray

 

It was clearly intentional, that's why he also misspelled corps and Colonel. And Green Berets are Army SF.

I still don't get it though.

 

well I guess IM retarded then.

 

Don't be so hard on yourself.

 

Buck up soldier, charlie sits in the bush waiting for you to drop your guard

 

apparently this is me ^^^^^^^

 

Dee Dee Dee!!!