Are you old?

A test to see if you are older or wiser or just older than you are?

1) Do you think things were better when you were younger
2) do you think that kids these days are worse than you when you were a kid
3) do you commonly complain about now, and compare it to the past
4) were things just better in the past
5) Are things better now
6) Do you when waking up just follow a routine, and if you don't does it bother you
7) do you have your own personal "arm chair" and if anyone sits in it do you complain and give people dirty looks. this is also applicable to anything that is just yours that no one may touch.
8) do you look at technology as a necessary evil, but eschew it anyway on general principle
9) do you own a PC
10) do you own a mobile phone
11) are you on facebook or twitter, and are you on it just because if you are not, someone somewhere will care?
12) do you feel that you are old
13) when you get up in the night to have a pee us it because you got shit faced the night before or because your u bend hurts from wee accumulation
14) do you talk about he fact that yo need to urinate far more than you have to?
15) Is the war something that is still relevant to you?
16) do you know what blackberry, Ipod, and the new x400 actually means?
17) Do you care if you are not trending?
18) do you know what trending means?
19) do you look at kids as if they are second class or inferior because they don't know any better.
20) do you try to hard to be popular and think that being cool matters?
21) do you listen to "hip" music not because you like it but because all your friends do
22) do you often find you have an opinion with your friends but would rather not say in case it makes you socially redundant
23) do you genuinely believe that the world is a worse place than it was x years ago
24) do you go on line and troll and make fun of people
25) do you think that your replacement hip would of been better under private health care
26) do you have lots of opinions that no one cares about, but feel the need to badger people about it
27) did you watch any teen movie and think it was rubbish or just fascile. Was the Breakfast Club to you just a social inditment of youth, or did you think some kids somewhere matter?
28) do you vote
29) do you not vote
30) what the hell was George clooney on
31) are yo regularly taking drugs
32) do you thin dugus are bad mmmkay
33) is the world just no adapting fast enough to your need
34) is the world just not slowing down enough to meet your needs
35) When you are walking through the streets and you see kids do you think, I could play football with them, or I could report them to the police for potentially being young.
36) Do you spend most of your day complaining about something that does snot matter
37) is that something that exists or is it some guy or thing you don't like
38) do you feel old
39) do you wish you could go back to x period and do better, do you actually believe that?
40) do androids dream of electric sheep?
41) is all music shit except what you listen to?
42) is music shit because it's not something that has existed for a while or just shit because meh people are such conformists
43) Are you constantly saying you don't care to people because not caring is the next Jesus
44) do you no longer give a fuck what some cnut thinks about you? And if so do you a) think it makes you cool, or because you gave up caring at the office, when you grew up, do you just not care because there are more important things.
things in life.

ok how well did you do, there's no score board here, no right or wrong. Mark yourself on how old you think you are.

Are you old though?

 

im not old but i feel wise ;p

 

I was so much older then...iM YOUNGER THAN THAT NOW---

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4UcaLHaabY&feature=related"]Bob Dylan 30 Anniversary of 1st album - JAM - YouTube

 

Yes...

 

Im old enough to not have the patience to read the whole post

 

So you are young and have a short attention span.

Well score yourself on that basis.

You probably like typing tl;dr

And that doesn't make you a bad person per se. Just young, and perhaps lazy.

Of course if you are old and still just that lazy then lie down and vegetate.

Incidentally I didn't even read the OP and I wrote it.

 

yeah

 

Good well done.

This is not a competition if you are old, then you are no doubt kinda old, so, you are old. Needless to say if you are young you are probably quite the youngen, also not your fault. And well done.

 

Tests bore me.

 

Say WUT?? Are you in the middle ages? Lost In Translation?

 

Will you kids get off my lawn............. beat it.

 

No Need To Go All Apes**t Over It Mister, We Were Just Kicking A Ball In The Street

And It Landed On Your Scraggy Brown Lawn....

Old Goats Like You Wouldn't Get Such A Hard Time From The Younger Generation

If You Just Paid Us Some Respect....

By The Way, Take A Look At The Trail Of Water Your Leaving Behind You,

My Guess Is The Tube To Your Colestomy Bag Has Come Loose Again....



Cheers Glen.

 

C.mere, I'm gonna smack you with my cane......... fuckin whippersnappers.

 

You Don't Scare Us...:elf:

At About 3-00am When Your Tucked Up In Bed With Your Teeth In A Cup,

Wearing Your Flannellet Pyjamas, And Snuggeled Up To Your Hot Water Bottle,

Me And My Bro's Are Going To Egg Your House, And Blow Up Your

Letter Box....

There, That'll Teach Ya, Ya Boring Old Fart....



Cheers Glen.

 

The school bus is late????

Hell, we used to walk a mile uphill in the snow - both ways

 

You Omited To Include The Fact That You Did It All Barefoot....



Cheers Glen.

 

GlenGlen

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I forgot to rep ya for stickin up for me on a different thread ,my Aussie friend-
Yeah this was BEfore socks too

 

Ha Ha, That Was A Few Weeks Ago, No Hurry Old Mate....



Cheers Glen.

 

I am as old as I am. I think I am wiser than I was in earlier days.

 

today i put my underwear on the floor...then i put my feet in the leg holes...then i lifted them up