Are you normal? Or glad not to be?

My wifes daughter asked her "what's wrong with him, he's nearly normal" when we first started dating. So I'm nearly normal.

 

No yer not, yer fucked up like the rest of us. Admit it!

 

No no no no no no, you're not draggin me down with the rest of you.
I'M NEARLY NORMAL

 

I am as normal as I need to be. It works for me.

 

Too late, we just told the world what a nut bar you are

 

I am...not normal to most people.

but when i watch the news i feel like i am. (there,s some crazy people)

 

Whats normal? Normal is an opinion. Sometimes the people you might consider "norm" are crazier than a fuckin coconut. I think im weird as hell, but to a degree normal. To be honest some of the people ide consider farthest from normal are just plain "normal" old christian ladies. They freak me out more than psychedelics.

 

Sigh... Only crazy people dont realize their crazy. First step is admitting your insane, the best people are

 

Crazier than some, saner than others.

 

I'm protestingly whatever you think I am. It's no use arguing with crazy people ~

 

I'm definitely not normal, especially not right now :sunny:

 

I am in an abnormal amount of trouble right now. It's April fools.

BF was heading out the door for work this morning when I called him to say good morning but instead I told him my house was broken into last night. As he put his ass into high gear and started to run for his truck and said "What???" I said I was broken into last night. He said he was on his way as I said "it's April fools" he said he has to kill me now. Eeeeek!
Oh and my parents are close behind him in the line up which should be fairly long by noon hour. Going to call my friends now, hee hee.

 

I feel pretty normal to myself,although others may find me highly weird.I have become acclimatised to myself.I do however,know how to "act normal" when required.

 

:cheers2:

Very nice to be able to do that naturally! But in the end an underrated quality by a lot of adolescents and overrated by most adults.

 

I learned it in drama class.

 

I know I'm not normal when I accidentally tune in to TMZ and I hear them talking about all these celebrities -- and I've never heard of any of them!

Also, I am currently doing online dating, so I'm trying hard to describe myself in a profile and reading a lot of other profiles. Most of the others are sooooo boring compared to myself, all modesty aside. I'm very happy to not be normal.

 

Seems like faulty deduction to me :sunny:

 

no i'm definitely not what so- called normal people would class as normal,but thank god for that.

 

In some ways you are very normal, roamy, as in typically human.