Are you in a Will?

If so, how much will be left to you and what do you intend to do with it?

 

i dont think i am. if anything i might be in my mom's and it will probably just be some jewelry or something. my husband, on the other hand, is most definitely in his grandmother's and i honestly couldn't guess as to how much but it's probably a decent bit of change. i hope she doesn't die anytime soon, but if we still don't have a house by the time she does, it might make a decent down payment on one. or just put it into savings. she would probably want us just to save it.

 

I'm going to get half a mill. Pathetic. I won't fail my future kids like that

I'll just blow it on all inclusive holidays once a month.

Now if I kill off others in this will........

 

I might be in my grandma's, with how much my mother smokes, I sure hope I'm in hers..

 

yes, several

 

Are you single?

 

No, I'm on the john

 

Are you anti or pro fellatio? I'm just checking before we tie the knot baby girl <3

 

No, I'm not in a Wii.

 

Your probably too big to fit into a game console

 

Or female, in which case it would be a question of the game console fitting into her..

 

That was rude. Your assuming she has a giant vagina. To take a whole Wii (plus the control pads)? That would have to be fucking jumbo.

 

i am.. but i have no clue.. i think i'll be getting stuff not money. should be interesting to dig through when the time comes.

 

If I am, it probably looks like this;

Mom's side;

Grandma (widower of a farmer);

"All of my grandchildren get ____"

Dad's side;

Grandmother; "Both of my loving grandchildren get all of me money." (Lol, Trinidad accent)

Grandfather; "My grandchildren gets my possessions after they finish university!"

I can't even think of my other family members... Hmm...

 

Stuff? Who gets the hard cash in that will?

 

well.. my maternal grandma is dividing everything between two of her kids... and my biological mother is getting half. when my biological mother dies.. i get everything of hers. i barely know the woman. i do know she is 'poor'.

 

No, I'm not in a will. But I am on the cover of several of hallmarks commemorative will designs.

 

No, I said it was a question of fitting it, not that she could.

Plus, those things are pretty damn stretchy.

And forget the controllers, underage chicks stick them in their cooch all the time on stickam

 

Just my parents' wills. I have 3 sblings, and everything gets sold and dvided 4 ways.

They are pretty average people. There will not be millions and I'm not worried about it.

 

same here except its 3

and I hope that day never comes