are you happy to see me

or is that a fork in your pocket?
now explain to me why when i put my hands into my overall pockets, i just pulled out a fork. HELLO!!! i just took them out of the dryer and the fork was used AND i havent even eaten today!!!!!!!!

now just for shits and giggles, delve into your pockets and see if you have any unexpected guests. who is visiting you

 

A Key...Keyrings are too Bulky 'cause I always keep my Kep in my Pocket...


A List to Remind me to Buy Fish Food...and Dog Stuff...


Loose Change...which isn't Really Mine...but I won't say anything and Mother will most Probably Forget...


Oh...and a Rocket Launcher...just Perfect for Pickin' off Random People who happen to be Passing my House...or the House that I Live in...


A Nut shell...I was Smashing up Monkey Nuts today...

 

• 23 pence
• my key
• my mobile phone

And that's it... no fork

lovely to have ye back, Marie. ye seen yer forum yet?

 

I have nothing unexpected and/or out of the ordinary in my pockets.

 

I'm not wearing any pants.

 

oh my. thanks for sharing marc.

i love your sig btw.

 

i'm wearing a skirt that has no pockets.....

 

just found a guitar pick that i didn't know was there, and i needed one, thanks.

 

Nothing special in there infact nothing is there.

 

YEAH...i am hoping i need this dirty fork sometime today

 

haha random marie! very random finding a fork

i havent worn these pants for a while so theres nothing in the pockets, not even a penny!

 

ONG I checked again and this time I found a horshoe and a turnip!

 

awesome. i just pulled out my knight in shining armor. now what was he doing down there

 

Hiding from the meepits perhaps?

 

Or maybe cleaning the stable for his trusty steed.

 

i tried to convince him to have a seizure while he was down there but it didnt work. lol(k, that was really bad)

 

There is absolutely nothing in my pockets, and I am wearing overalls too also.

I am willing to bet that your daughter put the fork in there in case you got hungry later.

 

that would be a good idea, but..........i took her right from bed, dressed her and put her right in the car. she never touched the ground.



twilight zone.........

 

No pockets in my boxers here. Well, besides...........



~namaste~

 

sheesh.........what is up w/ all you half naked men opening my threads?

makes me feel special!