Are you a bitch?

ARE YOU A BITCH?

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'"
She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."

A second girl answers their question before they even ask it, "B.I.T.C.H."
What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.
"Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" SMILE ... and say "Thank You!!"

 

LOL love it... I laugh when people call me a bitch - usually it means that I've intimidated them and they're scared and have nothing else to say back lol

 

most bitches i know are the ones that totally can't control themselves.

 

and i find that wife one so sadly condescending.

 

I'm DUCHAB

Dirty
Ugly
Cold
Homeless
And
Broke

 

lame

 

*gives thisismike the secret DUCHAB handshake*

 

I knew a LOMBARD once.

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.

 

California is currently under a massive LOMbombBARDment

 

yah it's great when someone calls me a bitch.

 

lollllllllll niceeeee i like itttt