Are you a bitch?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bedlam, Jan 30, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    ARE YOU A BITCH?

    Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

    The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

    The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids."

    The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

    They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'"
    She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."

    A second girl answers their question before they even ask it, "B.I.T.C.H."
    What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.
    "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

    So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" SMILE ... and say "Thank You!!"
     
  2. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

    LOL love it... I laugh when people call me a bitch - usually it means that I've intimidated them and they're scared and have nothing else to say back lol
     
  3. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    most bitches i know are the ones that totally can't control themselves.
     
  4. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    and i find that wife one so sadly condescending.
     
  5. thisismike

    thisismike Overlooked/Uninvited

    I'm DUCHAB

    Dirty
    Ugly
    Cold
    Homeless
    And
    Broke
     
  6. triangle_soul

    triangle_soul Banned

  7. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    *gives thisismike the secret DUCHAB handshake*
     
  8. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    I knew a LOMBARD once.

    Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
     
  9. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban


    California is currently under a massive LOMbombBARDment
     
  10. yah it's great when someone calls me a bitch.
     
  11. hip_peace

    hip_peace Senior Member

    lollllllllll niceeeee i like itttt
     

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