ARE YOU A BITCH? Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist" The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'" She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc." A second girl answers their question before they even ask it, "B.I.T.C.H." What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself." So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" SMILE ... and say "Thank You!!"