Apophenia - what do you see?

I always find myself looking for things in random patterns, especially after blazing :sunny:. Here's some pics I took recently, do you see what I see?
Edit:I forgot to mention , this is just random paint splatters on a brick wall.


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i used to do this with clouds, after smoking

 

An ancient man reading.

Jimi Hendrix in deep thought.

An elk walking through a forest.

 

the first one i see two young chaps playing tiddly winks while a lady of the night looks on...

the second one i see a whale getting fucked in its blow hole by a unicorn

the third one i see Mitt Romney on a horse with a bayonet

 

I'm going to answer this before reading what anyone else saw and see if it matches up

i see a native lady holding a new born baby in the first one...

a cow laying down in the second..

and a horse/camel head in the third..

*edit* okay i thought at least one would match up for sure, i don't even see how you guys see any of that loll

 

lol this is getting interesting. I'll highlight what i see in the pictures after some more responses.

joker you old troll lol.

 

negro reading a book..

mushroom , and some face...

fish tank..

 

I see a person in Medieval garb reading a book.

I see a man with one eye.

I see a small figure in a white hooded cloak sweeping snow with a white broom.

 

I see random paint splatters on a brick wall... But that's just me.

 

an old coloured lady reading a book
nothing worth noting
bottom of the sea

 

It seems the reading thing is pretty common.

 

Here's the one with the less people seeing what i saw.

 

I just see the man.. but the funny dog is there now you outlined it.

 

In the first one I see Anita Bryant getting oranges rammed up her backside by a very butch looking dyke.

In the second one I see her tied and gagged spread eagle getting an orange juice enema from a pair of angry looking mustached leather boys while "Paper Roses" plays on an endless loop in the background. :biker:

In the third one I see puppy dogs playing with kittens. :daisy:

 

a sloth climbing a tree (tree is between his legs like a weiner)

a 45 degree angle profile of an older black gentleman

a random paint splatter on a brick wall

 

the last one in all honesty i see a forest scene... with the larger blobs being tree tops and a close bush.. to the left are fungii rising to the sky and on the right is an antlered being.. with some sort of spiritual script rising to the sky in the middle-left