anyone thirsty?

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a '**** Pump'.

 

sounds tasty...
I bet martha stewart will serve it at her next bash...

 

but she would add a bit of chickory, that would bring out the lime better

 

do you think they made those when she was at Camp Cupcake...I wonder if she had any lesbian tendencies come out there...

 

I don't like tomato juice.

Martha would make a really good butch. She scares the hell out of the menfolk anyway....

 

i wonder what her orgasm face looks like..haha

 

haha...probably like the annoyed face she makes when her guests don't do what she wants and she's on camera...

 

lmao haha i can see that...

 

I'd fuck martha stewart just to see her orgasm face

 

i bet instead of cum a puff of dust would come out...

 

and I'll bet it would smell like a boquet of dried wildflowers.

 

You are a brave man.....

 

I'd duct tape a hefty bag to my dick, but yeah, I'd do it.

 

haha..."Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!...wimpy, wimpy, wimpy.." I remember those commercials...

 

haha wtf...hefty bag...?

my trash bag was leaking all over my kitchen the other day...some splashed on my leg and i had to run it to the dumpster down the street...fun times...

 

Mmmm....liquid trash.....

 

im hungry now...

 

i'm eating broiled udders

 

what a waste of a tampon.

 

This thread is wierd.