Anyone remember these jokes? I used to hear them in the 80s, maybe 70s too. I would call them jokes, and they were sex-related which is why I put them here. A wife would find out her husband had an STD. You must be cheating on me! She'd tell him. What else could it be? Searching for answers he'd say no, not at all. I must have gotten it off a toilet seat. But you know doctors at the time said that was unlikely. Germs just don't live that long on surfaces. (Although in the early 80s they said some preliminary studies said they may sometimes.) Or another one from that time, a husband would come home and find the toilet seat up. You had a man over here! He'd say. Who else but a man leaves the toilet seat up? But again, some people pointed out that isn't true either. One woman on Dr. Sonya Friedman's national radio show was upset about that. And Friedman pointed out even women lift the seat when the clean the toilet. Or when you toss something in the bowl LOL. Anyone else remember?
I can't say that I remember them being jokes so much as they were accusations. That first one is like girls being told not to sit on a toilet after a man has used it because they can get pregnant that way.
