Anyone ever used a pet while masturbating?

Just like, you know, having your dog lick your cock or anything like that?

Come on, be honest.

 

Umm... Okay, I'll be honest. No.

 

No - but one of my cats loves to get up in the catbird seat and watch me, like a have a fan.

 

U sick bastardo

 

My pirana fish gave me a blow job...but only once. Not the best decision today.

 

yes...when I was a child. I let a dog lick me. It was FANTASTIC. I come so fast when a dog licks my pussy. Makes me hot right now.

 

...Hmmm, how did you get him to do it? Dogs love peanut butter, did you like, spread peanut butter on yourself or something? Sometimes women will train their dogs to do that under a certain command, but i don't see how you got it to do that otherwise, cause without any food or training, three licks will be the limit before it's attention span goes on to something els and you'll have to force his head back into you're crotch...

 

i think i've read enough. eww...

 

yeah, i agree XD. This is like, animal cruelty. You wouldn't make a little kid help you masturbate would you? Cause thats what animals are to me. Beings with the "little kid" mentality..

 

my friend told me about when she was little she rub a chip into her nipple and let her dog lick the flavouring off...


hmm :ack:

 

this type of thing is what creeps me out a bit

 

sorry about the weird and insultive posts, i have reason to believe people are singing in on my account

 

if i had a dog id probably try

 

I've never done anything sexual like that, but once, when we were about 7 or 8 years old, my best friend and I pissed all over his dog at the same time. Of course now, I'd never do anything mean like that, but at the time it was pretty funny. His dog started kind of trotting off, zig zagging around trying to avoid it, and we were laughing our heads off as we ran along with him, pee flying side to side. Poor dog! His dad always gave him a bath every couple of weeks though.