Anyone else not like children?

Hopefully I'm not the only one that feels claustrophobic when kids are nearby.

I immediately begin searching for escape routes.

 

Are you allergic to kids?



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Finally someone normal...
I ve already mentioned a couple of times how I feel about kids.
I dont like them, dont want them,dont need them.

 

Nah.

I’d like to raise a large family and have at least 9 or 10 of them.

At least one is bound to be successful.

 

And the other 8 or 9 will be huge disappointments. ..

 

The only baby I can stand is in a jar. I wish it had no head because its so sad having to look at its face every day. It has no legs and no arms. And his chest is cut out so we can see its heart. Its been like that for years.

 

And there is something that I thought was a frog. But its not. Its a fetus in a jar.

 

^Have you thought about seeing a psychologist for your obsession?

 

Aw come on, who wouldn't like a living, breathing, screaming, fountain of snot AND the opportunity to give up the rest of your life to relive the boring part again from your parents' point of view? Just because rats do it by accident doesn't mean it's not a miracle.

I love kids myself, they're great with Merlot, Cabernet, and even a nice Chianti if you herb them right.

 

I like kids. I don't think I would want to bring kids into this world, though.

 

I can't stand kids either..hell I don't want kids at all >.> Well maybe 1 but that's all.

 

LMAO

Yeah I like them myself, but I'm glad I dont have any yet. And I dont plan to be a boring parent that inserts fear into every aspect of their lives. Theyll know what is right and wrong, but still be able to have a good time. So yeah Ill have to make some changes but I doubt it will be a 180

 

I absolutely adore babies and little kids.

I'm kind of indifferent to the 8-18 age group. Girls are still fine at that age, but guys usually start getting annoying and loud.

I want at least 2/3 out of my 57.5 kids to be girls.

 

a 16 year old that hates kids,,must be emo......

 

57.5 kids

So what pseudonym do you give the receptionist at the sperm bank



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Oh no...

All will be of my own doing. I want a mixed variety of races too.

All the women must be pretty and smart though.

 

My niece is different...she's amazing-I've raised her. I'm sure it's different with most people who have kids.

Someone elses, though-ugh

 

That’s very commendable



But oh, the cost of child care

:leaving:

 

Kids.
Absolutely lovely.
Gas Mark 6 for 75 minutes.
Chopped into steaks with a spicy saucy and a side serving of peas and chips.
Delicious.

Oh and I love talking to chickens- I cant believe some people eat them.
MuuHaha
PS anyone think i should check the gas fire for carbon monoxide leakage?

 

When was the last time you had guests for dinner? (pun intended) :H



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