Anus Hairs....Why???

Why the heck to we grow anus hairs? What good are they? I think the anus looks nasty with them so I shave them everyday after my shower. Anyone else feel the same way?

 

Shaving ass hair seems like a serious effort. Especially on a daily basis. I don't let people look at my anus on a daily basis so I don't really see the purpose.

 

Once shaved, daily is easy with a foil shaver. I don't use a razor blade. If I'm expecting my wife to be rimming me she's rather not see, smell, taste a bunch of smelly hair plus the anus looks much nicer without hair!

 

I agree with the OP and what fucking animal needs a warm arsehole? I don't need a hairy mouth. If it's cold, I generally just shut it.

I shave mine. It's hygienic. Doesn't take much effort. Job for the shower. The balls are a bit trickier but it's the bloody legs that take the effort. Obviously, purely for vanity and aesthetic reasons.

I just have eyebrows.

 

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Early humans didn't have toilet paper back then so they had to drag their asses around on the ground to clean.

Ass hairs evolved to protect from road rash.

 

I agree with you ! Is a bit of a contortionist act trying to shave them off if you are using a mirror to see where to shave & which direction your shaver is moving. Yes, it does look better hairless. Do most woman have anal hair ?

 

yeah .....i can imagine me with 3 mirrors and a razor tryin to shave my ass hair. lol

it,s a real pain in the ass but i,ll keep em for now.

 

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i agree with others that it's more trouble to shave that thing than what it's worth. it's not that bad, and it's never bothered me. i'm very hairy down there everywhere, so if i wanted to shave that one spot i'd have to shave the whole area and even if i wanted hair out of there (which i don't, i think its sexy), i am way too lazy to keep up a regimen of shaving my whole bottom area like that. besides, i would imagine the hair that will be growing out will be prickly and that could be way more uncomfortable than any outgrown hairs.

if it's just the looks factor that bothers you then don't shove your whole asshole in other people's face. other than that, don't forget to keep it clean and wash it regularly, otherwise, yes, it will become quite nasty.

 

Indeed, half is enough in most cases :2thumbsup:

 

I use a hair removal cream. Just rub on, wait 5 mins standing there like a dork then shower it off. Good luck trying to keep a sneaky fart under wraps though.

 

Is ass hair supposed to mask your farts? Because then mine aren't working!

 

I always find they do haha or at least muffle the sound. Then when I do the hair removal even the smallest brrrrts are like CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

 

So when I know a girl who's farts are never ever heard it is most likely she has a lot of ass hair..

 

That is a scary thought... :rofl:

 

if you've actually washed your asshole before you let anybody close enough to rim you (which you SHOULD do on such occasion) then your ass hair will smell of soap and your particular brand of skin/perspiration. that's all. the only time where it smells nasty is when the guy hasn't washed himself down there. so if yours smells, i'd ask you what you were doing wanting a rim job without cleaning yourself out first?

actually, hair is a good indicator of cleanliness, much better so than bare skin. i've always kept myself clean there, and it doesn't smell like anything. sounds more like you don't know what soap is rather than you having unusually smelly hair.

and i don't know about you, but any good rim job involves tongue penetration, so hair is the least of your concerns. a couple of wipes won't do for such purposes, you need to go out and actually buy that soap thing for yourself.

 

I fucking hate ass hair.
It pisses me off. I shave that shit. Its horrible, stuff gets caught in it. Hair has always been my number one nemesis, and I will continue to kick it's ass every step of the way with razors, creams, lasers, and electrolysis. Only place I like hair is on the top of my head and I grow it long so I can head bang like a rock star. When I start getting a doctor phil look, then the rest of that shit is gonna go to and ill look like Mr. Clean.

Hairiness makes me think of monkeys and gorillas. And I really hate monkeys and gorillas. Dont ask for a reason other than they just look ugly, primitive, and hairy.

Nature sucks!

 

I tried shaving my hairy ass once... but he wouldn't stand still!