Answer the guestion above you...

No because I'm out of time.

Have a good Xmas Crummydude.

Am I still here?

 

maybe.................if I keep hitting dots instead of enter the answer will definitely be no. Merry XMAS NAykid Ape.



am I gonna sleep antime soon, I have to get up in 6 hours?

 

nope

do u like michael jacksons old music?

 

Hey mother fucker, dont you come around here!!!!. yeah, I admit I do.....


do you wish me happiness?

 

of course i do!

should i get you a christmas present?

 

Only if Santa thinks you've been good. Unfortunately, Santa's been reading the forums, so....

Milk and cookies or beer and pretzels?

 

milk & cookies

What's your favorite christmas song?

 

little drummer boy with bing crosby and david bowie



do think you can catch me if I start running now?

 

I will shoot first and I'll retrieve you after I finish my smoke.

Is Crummy a smart individual?

 

not that ive noticed, and I have read all 8,219 of his posts.


will anyone notice if I duck out?

 

Yes, but not if you leave a card board cut-out of yourself behind.


Why does my dog like to eat my chewed off fingernails?

 

because hes a dog and dont know any better.



where was I when everything happened?

 

You were at the astrologist, trying to find out when Urkle will make a comeback.


If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

 

just anywhere but here


are you happy?

 

no, My Love is 13 hours away and my duaghter is 2701 miles away.



Was King Crimson just some haughty title or did they really rule red?

 

Hell, they rule the whole color wheel and the entire sound spectrum.

Did Parliament really tear the roof off the sucker, and if so wouldn't they have gotten cold?

 

It was torn off in the winter summer during a meteor shower so it was really pleasant.



Why is Apu so happy all the time?

 

You must not have seen Manjula or else you wouldn't ask. She's a hottie and likes to rock him all night long.

What's the deal with corned beef hash? Is it corn, beef, or hash?

 

its yukky crap!

Did your parents ever force you to eat anything you hated while growing u?

 

green bean caserole

why is my fave color pink?