another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

makes a point of ruining other peoples days

 

Wouldn't know a point if she sat on one

 

how come we have two absurd games ?

 

probably because there are a lot of absurd people on site

Asks too many absurd questions

 

Lives on the corner of Absurd and Aback.

 

Really sulks if anyone touches his collection of Cindy dolls.

 

Has a secret room devoted to the girl of his dreams.................... Ruth Buzzi.

 

Doesn't understand why this keeps appearing as his home screen

 

Camilla Parker Bowles has had a restraining order against him since 1983.

 

When the towns roadsweeping truck needs servicing they send RH out to mooch along dribbling in the gutters

 

Thinks Little Bo Peep is his girlfriend

 

swims 100miles every day

 

Uses Marmite as toothpaste.

 

uses toothpaste as tipex

 

uses so much Tippex she buys it by the litre.

 

uses so butter he buys it by the churn

 

Has so many curves the police call her 'black spot'

 

Willy wears pink socks with brown loafers and beige slacks!

 

only wears clothes on sundays

 

Only wears clothes when out choosing melons
[well you need BIG pockets to carry melons]