another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Blows up dolls for a living.

 

is jealous of me blowing up dolls for a living.

 

Has her own persnal blow up doll named Giggles McPuggybear.

 

Borrowed Giggles and made her "laugh".

 

straight up stole the giggles

 

Likes things that are straight up.

 

Wears adult diapers, so he won't have to get up.

 

Walks around in the Old Folks home and answers questions with 2 words........... That Depends?

 

Follows me around the old folks home constantly moving his lips but saying nothing so the seniors think their hearing aids are broken.

 

Banned for using old folks assprints as Jell-o molds.

 

Banned for having a seriously deranged imagination

 

Banned for seriously deranging my imagination.

 

they are actually looking at what thread they are posting in

 

Banned for giving me the idea to not bother looking what thread I'm posing in - which would get me banned...

 

Was an extra in the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and gets a royalty cheque every so often because he earns 0.001p for every DVD they ever sell ...

 

Bit the head clean off, of a chirping bird outside her window, so she could sleep in.

 

Owns the slowest bicycle in the Midwest!

 

Is a dead sea captain

 

Goes around town, pulling underwear out of the ass cracks of random strangers..

 

Is obviously mesmerized by asses.