Another fucking thing I hate about red hat Republicans

Before Trump came around, I used to like wearing a plain red baseball cap. Here’s why: I like the book The Catcher in the Rye, and in that book, Holden Caulfield wears a red hunting cap that represents anarchy and independence. I thought that was cool. And then Trump comes along and the fucking disgusting Trumpanzees start wearing red caps and start calling themselves “red hat Republicans.” I’m pissed.

 

I'm pretty sure Fred Durst ruined the whole red baseball hat image long before Trump came along.

"I'm gonna do to you, what Limp Biskit did to music in the late 90s!" -Deadpool

 

Wear it backwards in protest.

 

this is literally the first time i've ever heard of a red hat republican.

 

If I wanted to protest, I would wear a red bowler hat, it would go well with my leather shorts.

 

Red, white, and blue are now official clown colors, and clowns almost always wear a red nose with any color hat. You can also get hats with whatever you want printed on them, including realistic blood. I think a red hat with a hatchet buried in it might look nice.

 

Fuck kinda clowns are you into? Some sorta, Ronald MacDonald fuck!

 

Righteous Clowns

Fashions come an fashions go,
But, falling on your ass gracefully,
Is a classic style that never goes out of fashion,
And, something red hats seldom comprehend.
Fuck em! If they can't take a joke!
And joke em if they can't give a fuck!
The saddest clowns have no sense of humor,
The angriest clowns can never be appeased,
Righteous clowns, never fall on their knees,
While taking them seriously merely invites,
More outrageous Three Stooges slapstick!
I've seen all good people turn their heads each day,
So, satisfied, I'm on my way, learning all over again,
How to laugh gently at myself, and embrace the spark within,
To find the honesty for my words to defy even unbalanced gravity.
Hanging in the air between us, our words take on a life of their own,
Never requiring anyone to defend anything that comes from the heart.​

 

Red Hat Republicans ...lol...

 

The worst thing about red hat republicans is they will probably get punched in the face just by walking down the block wearing one because they are a "fascist"

Oh the irony

 

I agree, grab america by the pussy again. Before all the feminist turn the emasculate all the males into cucks

 

No, the worst thing about them is they are all libertarians, who have just proven libertarians can't even keep the republican party together, much less, a country of 300 million.

 

Libertarianism is a guise for corporations to get away with murder.

Just like progressivism's guise is to make people feel morally superior, futuristic, and enlightened

 

Corporations merely follow the all-mighty dollar, just like the mindless masses and the president they elected. The idea there is honor among thieves is the joke, because even the machines are now taking over the job because their behavior is so brazenly predictable. The public will eventually wake up to the reality that they are only hurting themselves, but not until things get really ugly first. Some people just demand to be hit in the face with the biggest pie imaginable and have their feet knocked out from under them, before recognizing they never had a good footing to begin with.

 

We should put pies on the front of trains so at least when somebody gets hit by a train itll be kind of funny.


Not my joke

 

The problem is systemic,
Caused by academics,
Doing most of the talking,
When nobody is listening.
You can feed a man for a day,
But, you cannot teach him how to fish,
If he's paid to memorize,
What makes money for someone else.

 

If corporations follow the dollar, progressives follow emotions and ideas like resentment, victimization, and ungratefulness. They are practically 180 degrees apart from reality. Its misguided creativity. Most are actually highly creative people that dont do art and dont realize the power they have. Instead it gets turned into a wacky world view.

 

All the studies done thus far indicate,
Both liberals and conservatives,
Are just genetic predispositions.
It really is your genes that dictate,
Even your politics and how you socialize.
Behaving like mindless chickens,
The mindless masses make more noise,
As a way to signal those in power to do something.
Unfortunately, the mindless masses hung Jesus on a cross,
And, these days, its impossible to find any good candidates.
The idea reason comes into the picture somewhere is a joke,
When Tea Party members even call one another commies!

 

OP is scared to wear a red hat.