Annual no hip calendars online rant

I ask because I live in a cabin in the forest and the nearest hip botique is about 200 miles away in Albuquerque. I don't think it is too much to expect companies to make cool as shit calendars that cater to fringe freak weirdo hippy stoner gay nerdy unconventional peoples-- and NO I DO NOT want to customize my own, because it will be boring for me to flip to a new month and know what the next picture will be.
You'd think your "hip shops" would have cool stuff, but no, not.
Last year I did find a cool HIGH TIMES calendar at our small overpriced headshop, but in terms of finding anything online it seems absolutely impossible to find anything but mountains of mainstream bullshit online.
Hey brainstorm people-- if someone comes up with an online search engine that filters out mainstream crap it will be a goldmine.
People like me will be lining up to empty their pockets.
I like shit on my calendars like:
tabloid news articles
magic mushrooms that look like fairytales
drag queens
zombies eating flesh
psychedelic art
pictures of all kinds of DRUGS or STONERS.
campy horror film posters
...
I mean "Hip Shops" your "Hip Posters" include a CATS section? Hey I like cats too, but if I wanted a cat calendar why not just grab one at wallmart or get one free at a real estate office?

 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1416289461/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1416289461&linkCode=as2&tag=windonsqui-20"]Zombies 2013 Wall (calendar): James Ryman: 9781416289463: Amazon.com: Books


http://www.cafepress.com/+the_nancy_boys_2013_wall_calendar,17642493

http://www.cafepress.com/+white_zombie_1932_film_wall_calendar,281493976#