Annoncement about female masterbation, please read this thread

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by WoodRat, Jun 17, 2007.

  1. WoodRat

    WoodRat Banned

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    Ok, I read a few messages about females getting randy with the shower head, I always wondered bout that when I tried it with my x.
    She seemed put off that I was included in the process, so I guess it's a pretty deep thing for you chix.

    So now all that damn baggage is comming up again and here it is.
    A boiling pot off water freshoff the stove and 300 degrees, while your spots are both overlystimulated and you are basically immobilized in your trance of horniness.
    The pot is spilled over into your clit, up your ass, and all up your back and sides.
    DO tell your reaction to this thought!
     
  2. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    Find something better to do!
     
  3. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    reaction to that thought...ummm ouch?

    radical reconstructive surgery comes to mind..

    also questioning the sanity of any1 whod concider causing 3rd degree burns a form of masterbation

    where do u come up with this craziness from?

    heres a suggestion... attach 2 wires to your balls... jerk off till your very stimulated.. then when your about to cum stick the wires into the nearest electric socket

    whats your reaction to that thought as your balls start to sizzle & smoke?
     
  4. Lorna

    Lorna The Magician

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    Who wont get put off by a guy like you, with or without the shower??

    you are very jealous of woman sexuality, i think you are a transvestit who ignore himself and hide under the ID of a gay and the IQ of a orm. No insult to the orms..
    But i must acknowledge that you have an extremelly high AQ!!




    AQ : Asshole Quotient.
     
  5. WoodRat

    WoodRat Banned

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    well it sure don't smell like fried eggs.



    you are very jealous of woman sexuality, i think you are a transvestit who ignore himself and hide under the ID of a gay and the IQ of a orm. No insult to the orms..
    But i must acknowledge that you have an extremelly high AQ!!




    AQ : Asshole Quotient.[/QUOTE]
    Lorna,

    It is with my deepest regrets that you are injured as such by the additions I provide.
    I come in contact with much, and because of that, one reflection remains.

    Those who are rebellious will write about how being an asshole, is the only way to succeed in life.
    Those who succeed in life seem to write that only assholes get no where.

    As I am perplexed by the many thing I myself see in life, one thing is certain, amid the cycle of drone development, it is voices bold enough to selflessly draw a contrast of two waring classes to allow a settling to incure.

    IE, at any given moment, if a person was quoted in the act, they'd probably, say, until we all get our shit straight,
    AQ, EQ, IQ, they are all one in the same.

    This is my voice, and it can be admired, just as it could be dismissed, the same as anyone elses.
    I do understand this to be a forum of free speech forum however.
    I would rather write about this shit and release it that way, than to actually attempt it.
     
  6. w.w.winkie

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    Every forum has a resident shit-head...all repulsive.
     
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