Anal Phobia?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Enraged Angel, Sep 24, 2008.

  1. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    What is Anus Phobia?

    Defined as "a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of rectums", each year this surprisingly common phobia causes countless people needless distress.

    To add insult to an already distressing condition, most anus phobia therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear. We believe that not only is this totally unnecessary, it will often make the condition worse. And it is particularly cruel as anus phobia can be eliminated with the right methods and just 24 hours of commitment by the phobic individual.

    Known by a number of names - Proctophobia, Rectaphobia, and Fear of Rectums being the most common - the problem often significantly impacts the quality of life. It can cause panic attacks and keep people apart from loved ones and business associates. Symptoms typically include shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings of dread, although everyone experiences anus phobia in their own way and may have different symptoms.


    I never would have thought there was such a thing. :confused:
     
  2. Enraged Angel

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    I just thought I would share with the rest of you lovely people. :D
     
  3. lode

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    I have the opposite of that.

    When ever we're speaking and I sneeze... I'm thinking about your anus.
     
  4. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah i'm far from being afraid of anuses, but i'm a wild one...
     
  5. Face Eater

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    Thats weird....I can't really remember the last time I was close to somebody's anus. Humans greet each other with handshakes and not by sniffing each other's backsides, so I don't see why this would be a problem unless you want to have sailor sex.
     
  6. Enraged Angel

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    That's definitely hot stuff. ;)
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Anuses warm my heart...
     
  8. Face Eater

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    I love their fresh fragrance.
     
  9. mystical_shroom

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    They should bottle it...
     
  10. Face Eater

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    I would buy it and wear it to gay clubs.
     
  11. Enraged Angel

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    You know they even have anal bleaching these days... what could be better then a nice lightened asshole?

    I don't think I could wax and bleach an asshole....
     
  12. mystical_shroom

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    I bleach my mustache, I consider my face my ass, would that than be considered anal bleaching..?
     

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