An open letter to Rachael Ray

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Raving Sultan, Jun 12, 2006.

  1. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    There is no place on your body I wouldn't put my mouth.

    I want to feel my man goo explode inside of you, then on your face, then on your beautiful tits.

    There is no substance your body could excrete that I wouldn't lap up with glee.

    There is no limit to the amount of time I would love to tongue-punch your leathery donut.

    I would love to floss my teeth with your pubic hair.

    I would be proud to be your personal toilet.
     
  2. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    Oh stop it already Cassanova! Your romantic words just make my knees weak! :p
     
  3. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    Are you a Food Network groupie? :D
     
  4. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    No, he's just a nut.
     
  5. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    While you are down there....
     
  6. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    Hehehe, leave it to you!
     
  7. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    Does my reputation precede me as a woman pleaser? I wont deny it.
     
  8. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    yet another forum man whore.
     
  9. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    yet another forum man hater.
    j/k i dont know if you hate men or not. just dont hate me
     
  10. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    I don't know, does it?
     
  11. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    fyi I DISLIKE MOST men.



    not all.


    but
    most.
     
  12. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    Has lesbianism ever crossed your mind? Maybe you arent attracted to men.
     
  13. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    she wants me.
     
  14. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    Will you train her in all your amorous ways? That's hot!
     
  15. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    i DO have quite the set o' skills...i shall consider it.
     
  16. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    I bet I also could learn a thing or two from you o wise one.
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    wouldn't it be weird if it turned out she used to be a man? :eek:
     
  18. alex714

    alex714 To the Left


    You fucking wish. That would make you so happy, youd bust a nut.
     
  19. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    I can think of one guy that Im attracted to.
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie


    I think that about all chicks tho....cuz it does make me bust nuts all through my pants, and it drips down my leg, oh its such a sticky fucking mess
     

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