this actually deserves its own thread... I was outside earlier, when I seen the police.. wondering what the police want , where they going.. they go to this old ladies house. I see.. Hummmm.. I watch them outside, . they are around her front property looking on the ground. shes pointing at the ground. Cops pick something up.. what is it???. what can it be??,,, Drugs, A GUN??? OMG the suspense must be killing you.. a few hours later I find out what the fuss was about.. Penises.. no really... It appears the women thought the kids were playing some type of prank on her and planting penises in the yard.. Which turned out to be the wonders of mother nature.. Mushrooms.. In her defense there is some dick graffiti on a building nearby.. they were coprinus comatus to be exact..
They were professional about it.. had I responded to that call.. hold up, let me put my dash cam on, this shits going viral ...
thought this was gonna be a thread about a severed penis found in a front yard. which would have been especially intriguing. But LOL thought the kids were playing with cocks when it was just mushies. hehe. Orison any idea what kind those are. I doubt they are psychoactive but just curious....
yeah, I walked by to see them. in the op.. shes in her 80-90s. Im not exactly sure tho, i dont know her know her.
