Amusing quips to make after passing wind

I want to hear a few!

"A bit more choke and it would have started..."

And many many more...

 

i always blame the dog!

 

"I suffer from anal hyperventilation."

 

floorboards must be squeaking

 

how about this:was that you nightrose?:

 

It was the dog. Honest! :leaving:

 

It sounds better than the President.

 

better out than in

 

do you mind!farting in front of my wife..........sorry i didnt realize it was her turn!

 

Yeah nightrose did it!

*points finger*

 

"have you met my invisible pet duck? "

 

"bless me"

 

it wasnt me!

 

The person who did it to the significant other: "Did you say something, honey?"

 

when i hear someone else i usually ask if they need a piece of cardboard to scrape the shit off their leg

 

asshole talking behind my back again..

 

My dad always says, "Did you hear that duck bark?"

 

My dad says "there's a kiss for you."

 

"one toot on this whistle will send you to a faraway land"

 

"What a long strange trip it's been"