Amusing quips to make after passing wind

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by NightRose, Jun 14, 2013.

  1. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

    I want to hear a few!

    "A bit more choke and it would have started..."

    And many many more...
     
  2. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

    i always blame the dog!
     
  3. "I suffer from anal hyperventilation."
     
  4. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

    floorboards must be squeaking
     
  5. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

    how about this:was that you nightrose?:
     
  6. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

    It was the dog. Honest! :leaving:
     
  7. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

    It sounds better than the President.
     
  8. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

    better out than in
     
  9. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

    do you mind!farting in front of my wife..........sorry i didnt realize it was her turn!
     
  10. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

    Yeah nightrose did it!

    *points finger*
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    "have you met my invisible pet duck? "
     
  12. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

    "bless me"
     
  13. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

    it wasnt me!
     
  14. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

    The person who did it to the significant other: "Did you say something, honey?"
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    when i hear someone else i usually ask if they need a piece of cardboard to scrape the shit off their leg
     
  16. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    asshole talking behind my back again..
     
  17. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    My dad always says, "Did you hear that duck bark?"
     
  18. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    My dad says "there's a kiss for you."
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    "one toot on this whistle will send you to a faraway land"
     
  20. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

    "What a long strange trip it's been" :D
     

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