Americans are fat.. violent.. lazy idiots

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  1. Amoureux

    Amoureux Banned

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    I'm getting help with my english. So this should be a better written message than most of my other ones.
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    Why I insult and treat americans like garbage.

    I own a bookstore and I refuse to give service to americans. I refuse to take their money and I have a sign on my wall that say's, "No americans served. So get out of my store " ! Without a doubte, I have some problems because of this from my government saying it is racist. I've sucesfully argued twice that it is discriminatory and not racist. Because Americans are not a race. End result is the sign has yet to receive an order to be taken down.

    I have always been a fan of Ghandi and I have always been a militant. It is my nature. But until 2001, I thought that sane rational conversation and being factually accurate in my discourses would always prevail.

    My god, I was so wrong.

    Perhaps one time that worked, but today the average american is only a big bag of wind. Americans ony cares about shoping, watching TV, drinking beer, eating fast food and being popular with virtual friends on Facebook. And when things get tough in his life, the average american gets real tough... on Twitter. End result, is americans are worst than sheep. Because at least a sheep doesn't kill for its master. (And americans have turned killing into family entertainment)

    So nothing works anymore... Except mockery.

    Americans will never get off their fat lazy asses unless they can be made to feel something.... indeed anything !!!! One insult after another has to be delivered until the average american is willing to get up off his ass or throw his half drunken beer across the room. It is at this moment that we are no longer having to compete with their "escape-ism". The insults have gotten the attention of the american slob.

    And we have no other weapon left to fight america with....

    Because when confronted with a nation of citizens that have ;

    1) surrendered so much of their souls for consumer electronics,
    2) surrendered so much of their ability to think for stupid sitcoms
    3) surrendred so much of health for salty tasting cheap food
    4) surrendred so much of their common sense that parents are willing to let their children become murderers and perhaps even be killed so that the can continue to be mindless robots to a false dychotomie of patriotisme in front of their television and virtual communities.

    There can be no reasoning with such people.

    The rest of the world only has 2 options to deal with the modern day United States.

    a) Declare war on her. Which americans will only use to further justify and support the corrupted culture of supermacy and stupid lazy violent slobs. (Plus we would certainly only loose against the american war machine)

    b) Find another way to wake up her citzens. A way that won't result with a bomb being dropped on our neighbourhoods. Or have our economies and politiciens being manipulated to feed the american fat-ass making economic machine.

    Therefore I have chosen option "b"... I found another way.

    The United States is proud in her belief of her supremacy. She is arrogant and de-humanizing in her attitudes towards non-americans and she takes herself more seriously than can be imagined. America will not tolerate being laughed at because she has no sense of humour because the United States is believed to be perfect and justified in all she does. And when the insignificant mock her, the average american citzen is confronted by their own ugliness. They must either endure the insult and by defacto agree with the comments, or they must retaliate and "feel something". Where hopefully, that "feel something-ness" leads to questioning .

    It is very much a modern version of Ghandi's resistance. Only this time, we do not just line up to be hit and beaten because sadly, americans will gladly beat or kill us all. This time we line up and never raise a single hand in physical violence but hurl insults and spit on their shoes and tell them to shove their murder stained money up their asses. Make americans feel as sub-humain as they collectively treat others internationally.

    Call it tough love or something else.. I don't really care. Because that today is my way to handle americans.

    I'm fighting not for the "red, white and blue" or "democracy". I'm fighting for sanity and the right to live not being some sort of modern electronic controled surf or worst a slave. Therefore with pride I say this to all americans...

    YOU SUCK !!​
     
  2. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Take that fucking E off you weird forigner.
     
  3. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Bet your ass you would, baby girl ;)

    Do you have any idea how many American babies would be born on your soil 1 year after invasion? Think about it... you'll have time to becasue we wont be going anywhere.
     
  4. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    I'm much to lazy to read this shit. Just come on over to my house and I'll kick the shit out of you without getting off the couch
     
  5. Sam_Stoned

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    Right? Tell him to pick up a pack of Menthols on the way.

    The only thing better than kicking ass is smoking a cigarette as you do it :afro:
     
  6. Amoureux

    Amoureux Banned

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    My point exactly. Thank you
     
  7. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    There is plenty wrong with America, but I think this post was a little bit harsh.
     
  8. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    i guess you've met us all then.
     
  9. Jo King

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    I'll hire you as my gardener after I knock the snot out of you
     
  10. Chapter13

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    yeah... cos fat lazy people are always teh most demonstratively violent....

    unless yer a donut

    stop picking on the americans, it ain't their fault they just as fucked up as the rest of us :mickey:
     
  11. midgardsun

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    Germans in general are astonishingly stupid as well although yet less than the average US citizen but things are rapidly getting worse. The German mass media are still a little bit better as is their school system.
    Swiss people are by far way smarter in average because their school system and mass media has been a very high standard up to recently but things are also getting worse quickly there.
    I think in general people from mountain regions have a higher natural resistance to the general dumbing down of society however austrians are way less smart than swiss people.
    Voila the only 3 countries I lived in so I can compare lol
     
  12. Nostromo

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    lol - that looks like a copy-n-paste post. you really wrote it?

    anyways, Americans are no more like that than any other nationaility.

    EVERY nationality has those types of people and people not like that.

    what a bunch of bullshit
     
  13. Sam_Stoned

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    What kind of weird Brittish humor is that? :smoking:
     
  14. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    pull my finger bun.
     
  15. stinkfoot

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    Violence in the form of TV entertainment- yes... but violence in the form of actually getting off our asses and standing up for one another against repressive regimes and poisonous propaganda... no... too much effort.

    *burp*

    We do not require others to mock us as we do a very capable job ourselves- entirely by accident.
     
  16. _zero_

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    I think somebody got cut off in traffic this morning. :rolleyes:

    I'll bet $100 this bitch lives in Quebec.

    I think this explains the anger and the shitty attitude. :(
     
  17. Sam_Stoned

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    But you know what's a hell of a lot funnier than fucking Monty Python?

    The Three Stooges.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jocRd-aajW0"]YouTube - Three Stooges most violent sequence ever
     
  18. Amoureux

    Amoureux Banned

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    "

    Would an american kick the shit out of me during the commercial break ?


    You know I like this new american saying...
    " kick the shit out of you without getting off the couch ".

    It should be on the sign at the borders and airports.

    "Welcome to the United States... We can kick the shit out of you without getting off the couch."
     
  19. Cold Brains

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    Come back when you can actually fucking write
     
  20. ChrisFromScotland

    ChrisFromScotland Lang may yer lum reek

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    I for one love them :)

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