American Men Now Free To Once Again Take On Cuban Mistresses

One of the latest events in the news---American men are now once again free to take on fiery Cuban Mistresses.


(Note to self----watch for jobs as executive at monopolistic colonial American sugar companies...)

 

I wonder what Michelle Obama thinks of this?

 

I really don't. [sharedmedia=gallery:images:70378]

 

It took less than 48 hours for a guy to move on to the pussy angle!

 

There's always a pussy angle. In everything.

http://youtu.be/eeUYE1XNO5E

 

Oh it's so much more than just "pussy", that would be trite. There's also the cleaning, cooking, afternoon massages and backgammon games. There's the nightclubs and the beaches and even the excellent fishing in Cuba (Cuban gals have no problem cutting bait or chumming the water). If a burglar breaks into the house, who's the first one up with a machete while the sleepy Americano is still fumbling for his gun? That's right, the Cuban mistress.

She'll also be an excellent mother and with the likely massive gap in currency values, can have lots of kids and live well on the cheap. This will be a really advantage for aging executives who need a second family because the first turned into a bunch of lazy, greedy, consuming American fuckups.

 

I get the picture now.

 

As funny as that clip is---there is a lot of truth to it. Jungian psychologists know that there is an intimate natural connection between violence and sex in the subconscious mind. And there is plenty of anthropological evidence that the most peaceful cultures were the Goddess cultures where sex was a very blatant cultural motif, and everything (even religion) surrounded the pussy.

 

Take along some Viagra for the next Cuban Missile crisis

 

I don't know who's more naive, you or the imagined cuban mistress

 

Geez, I would think the humor in that would be obvious. No point getting personal about it.

 

No need for a mistress. I already married one.

A Cuban that is, not a mistress.

 

I've never been with a Hispanic girl.

No reason why guys should get to have all the fun.