America - You've Just Been Punk'd!

Ahahaha! You all fell for it! You should have seen your faces! It was all so glorious! From bitching about Hillary losing on social media, to rioting in the streets, to all this conspiracy nonsense and social tension. I'm happy to say: America, you've just been Punk'd!

I mean seriously? lol. Did you really think that I could become president? Haha! I mean, The Apprentice is a really good show, if I do say so myself , and the Miss Universe by now is a national treasure, but president of the United States? I have zero experience in government matters. Come on guys, that was the biggest clue!

Obama actually originated the idea. The president called me up one day and he said to me "Donald, I know you and I don't always see eye to eye, but fact being that my term is nearly up, I wanted to give America one last gift..." Haha! So I agreed and the little rascal called up Hillary and the three of us organized the whole thing. Oh and Bernie was in it too.

I apologize to all those I have offended, Univision, NBC. Jorge Ramos I want to invite you to dinner in Hawaii, you can bring your entire family. To the people who had their property damaged in the riots, we've got you covered. I hope I can get my show, The Apprentice, back up and running. I hope you will all understand that it was all done in good spirit. Oh, and Ashton Kutcher came up with our slogan.









P.S.

The real elections will start soon!

 

Trump is in the club. He always was.

You are right, the whole thing is an act. It's probably been like this for as long as we've had democracy.

What if...

they are engineering all this crap to make us suffer and obey? :23:

 

Trump: Thinks to himself, "This fucking guy thinks I'm going to pet his nappy head." Yeah Obama, great idea!
Obama: Thinks to himself, "This fucking guy is actually falling for it." So we still prez, right?
Hilldawg: Thinks to herself, "Who the fuck are these guys and where am I even?" Anyone up for shots?!

Trump: Hey Bama, watch how many of these Hillary supports I can send into an absolute rage; trigger lvl 9k+ by simply speaking the truth.
Obama: Um...now wait a minute, we are on the same page, right?
Hilldawg: Oh I get it now, you 2 fuckers are Russian spies sent to destroy my...wait, where the fuck am I?

Trump: Go home Hillary, you're drunk.
Obama: Monica.
Hilldawg: *wobbles into the shitter

 

The scary thing about Trump isn't Trump himself. It's the people who support him, who will get behind and defend anything and everything he does. Trump will basically be to the right what Obama was to the left, but to an even greater extent.

 

The agenda simplified is about divide and conquer. As long as they have the people divided, the people behind the scenes will win.

 

TRUMP has been elected, let the people try him, we will see...Sometimes you have to experience something to discover what is behind..The problem is, in the process of trying, what is the extend of the damage that can occur..4 years is long enough for a lot of significant damage..

 

2 years is more than enough time. It can only get better after these last 2.

 

A common campaign mode in the U.S. is for candidates to fracture the populace into pieces and then see how many pieces each candidate can pick up to win the election. After the election, the winner makes a hypocritical call for unity and commends himself or herself and the opponents for being so honorable. Then it repeats all over again the next election cycle.

Candidates only behave unethical to show the voters how unethical their opponents are. They only tear apart the populace so that they can be commended for trying to build unity after the election. Candidates only lie during the campaign to show others how truthful they are about their lying opponents (opponents that the winner, after the election is over, commends for being honest all along, which itself is yet another lie).

 

A recurring theme in U.S. Presidents with personal issues is their inability to become statesmen no matter how hard they try. It happened with Kennedy's marital problems in the White House, Nixon's paranoia that eventually led to his downfall, and Clinton's problem with extramarital dating. Miracles can happen, but someone with deep-rooted problems with sexism, ethnicism, and racism is not expected to fare any better while clothed with the White House. It's like defense lawyers trying to dress up a thug in a business suit. The behavior of the thug eventually comes through in the court room.

 

Michael Moore

http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/michael-moores-5-reasons-why-trump-will-win

 

So long... and thanks for all the fish

 

According to forty years of surveys by the National Science Foundation one in five Americans consistently insists the sun revolves around the earth. They're so used to being abused the minute someone mentions money they now bend over and grease their ass and salute the flag.

 

LOL Trump's not going to scrap Obamacare LMAO

All the Trumpos will be rioting now

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37953528

Absolutely fuck all is going to change, yet again. But it's important that we all take part in democracy..

 

GOTCHA!

 

Trump only cares about his own cut and his own skin, but that's all the American public really cares about anyway so its a marriage made in heaven.

 

the article says he favors keeping two main parts of obama care;

not denying someone coverage who has a pre-existing condition

and allowing young adults to be on their parents policies

 

@Wu: word son!

 

I see. Free health care for anyone who isn't Mexican or Muslim then...

 

lol the BBC used a still from an old 80's Frankie Goes To Hollywood music video by mistake

 

Clinton supporters, please don't riot! Wait for the Trump supporters to join you, there is power in numbers!