Am I still a Hippie if....

I havent been gang fucked in the back of a VW bus while tripping balls during a Satanic Ritual and listening to the Beatles Backwards?

I figured it was time somebody asked this question. We seem to get alot of "Am I a Hippie if" threads that describe some type of strereotypical Hippie Behavior. I figured I'd go Hog Wild and cram all of them into one question.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

No.


No, you are not.

 

How long is your hair?
Cuz you could do all that but if your hair isnt at least past your shoulders your still not a hippy.

 

Why does it matter how long your hair is ?

 

Because.. your hair has to be atleast past your shoulders to be a hippy. duh.

 

says who main stream America and society ??

 

just incase...I was being sarcastic

 

You also can't be a hippie if you don't wear sandals or you don't go barefoot in public. That's what being a hippie is all about.

 

I know i am trying to find that answer

 

Unless you conform to all hippie stereotypes then no, clearly you are not.

 

I don't like hippies. They're dirty and they stink. They don't wash themselves very often and they always smell like dust and dope.

 

Oh yeah Hippiestink that mixture of patchouli, BO, and Pot Smoke. Far Out.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

ok first off everything yall said is a hippie stereotype
your a hippie if you belive in peace and earth
not all hippiies get high!!! or have random fuck parties!!!

 

That was the point. It seems that every so often there is a post with someone asking "Am I still a Hippie if I don't" followed by some stupid stereotype or cliche. I didn't see your post count but I am assuming that you are new here. I was being entirely facetious. I have written volumes on Hippie nature, being a hippie etc. Especially the not all Hippies get high. I was hoping to get a few laughs. The other posts on this seemed to join me for the laugh. In the wise words of Wavy Gravy "Never trust a Prankster. Even if he's dead," or "You are not what you eat. You are what you don't shit."

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Am I still a hippie if I don't see pink elephants and I get a job?

 

It appears you have not immersed yourself in the best aspects of the culture and you really need to catch up.

Someday you do not want look back and realize you missed the bus!

 

It has to be the Beatles!?
Shit!
That means I have to go back and do my initiation over again.
Can I still wear the tie-dye and beads or do I have to surrender them until the initiation is done correctly?

better stop by the store and get some lube......

 

Buy enough lube, as in my day, it was the Doors!

 

You can still wear the beads and tie-die but it has to be a Really Nice Corperate tie-die. You know the ones where the colors are way to bright and the pattern is absolutely machine perfect (I suggest trying Walmart for one). And you have to explain to people that you are not a real hippie if they ask you.

Get the lube. But avoid the warming kind as it burns like a motherfucker for days afterward........................................................................................Or so I'm told.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

What do people exactly mean when you say you have to believe in earth...? That it's actually there?

By the way, I think you can really call yourself a hippie when you're buying your hippieclothes from a corporate store. Who fucking judges you right. If you think you're a hippie and feel like being one you are one. Fuck everyone who says you're not, they're just afraid it makes it less cool to be a hippie themselves (and that while most people laugh at people who portrays themself as hippies anyway).