Am I going to pass?

My drug test is at the end of the week, I'm so scared I'm not going to pass. I went from February 25th to April 19th without weed, with the exception of two occasions in march and of course there was 420. So basically for roughly the last month I haven't had any weed at all, but 420 was Sunday, so it's in my system again. I'm drinking gelatin right now and will be for the next four days, also drinking lots of water. Am I going to pass or am I beyond screwed?

 

How much did you smoke on Sunday?

 

how much did you smoke on sunday?


go to a sauna two to three times for 10 minutes and you should be good more than likely

drink at least a liter of water a day and drink alot of cranberry juice as well

 

I smoked 3 joints by myself, then shared maybe 3 with my sister. What does the cranberry juice do?

 

6 joints? assuming thats 3-5 grams........your fucked

 

Yeah you really should not have smoked so much. A few hits, or just enough to get high is ok to smoke knowing you have a drug test more than a week away... But i wouldnt go for any less than a week.

Well like the others said, sauna, drink, exercise. Exercise is best, burn as many calories as possible, and get as much fluid flushing your body out as possible. And there is always a chance. GOOD LUCK!

Let us know how it goes!

 

Shit. I can't fail this test, this job is going to open so many doors. Fuck fuck fuck.

 

Well I didn't know when it was going to be until today.

 

Oh No! did you pass??

 

since u were clean on sat. wait... 6 joints...jeese umm....

if it were like one then u couldve probably made it but i dont know about 6

 

exercise (sweat), drink cranberry juice, itll help clean ur system, try to pee alot (drink drink drink) but dont kill urself lol

 

it helps clean out your system because it is a strong antioxidant. drinking coffee is good too because it is a (something that begins with a d) yeah sorry can't think of the work lol. also try to take in alot of vitamins A, E, and C. Although, A and E are the best.

 

Thanks, y'all.

This is what gelatin is used for though, right? When you know you can't pass on your own? I was told it coats your fat cells, which THC is in, so that it won't show up on the test.

 

diuretic is the word...something that makes you piss. Pissing all the liquid out of your system today won't help for a test this weekend.

 

why would you sacrifice being clean for 420? quitting that long and giving it up without knowing when your test would be? priorities priorities priorities

 

I know I fucked up. Don't need a reminder.

 

you fucked up..

haha... during one of my buddies birthdays back in the day.. we smoked like two packs of blunts and i had a walk through at a factory the next morning.. so anyways i do the walk through and she hands me a cup.. so im like whatever.. didnt want the fuckin job anyways.. fuck factory work.. so i went and pissed.. shit was cloudy as hell.. was my first piss of the day in fact.. got a call later that day from the hospital, the doctor goes "you failed your piss test.." im like "hmm.. really?" laid it on pretty dry sarcastically.. and hes like "we found thc in your urine meaning you have recently used marijuana" and im like "huh.. ok" and hung up lol

 

^^ I need this though. The girl I'm going to be working for is basically grooming me for a management position. Without her, my options are going to be much more limited. Cashier or service desk clerk, maybe 8 dollars an hour, IF I'm lucky. She's working towards eventually getting me $35,000 a year. This opportunity is more than I could've ever imagined would could my way at my age. I can't just say 'oh well."

Don't bitch on me, people. You can't make me feel any stupider than I already do.

 

Test yourself the day before the test. Most labs have a cutoff for the amount of THC metabolites they find in your system so you can still pass with low levels. If you fail a home test you will definitely fail so your last option is to buy detox and hope it works. Unfortunately, I have no experience with detox so I can't recommend anything.

 

why not just cheat get a clean buddy in the morning to piss in a some sort of container tape it to your leg so its nice and worm when u hand it over .-)