Am I going to Hell?!?!?!

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by pianoperson60, Dec 14, 2006.

  1. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    Okay, so heres the deal.

    I am blazed, and had the munchies really bad and ate alot of candyishness.

    And then, I wanted one more chocolate- a truffel, to be specific- and I remembered the advent calendar that my family here has (a string with 25 chocoaltes hanging from it, and each day you get one chocoalte)....but I had already eaten my chocolate for the day before I got stoned (Im stupid), but I didnt care and I ate my chocolate that shoulda been for TOMORROW!

    Is this like a SIN? Am I gonna go burnnnnnnn??????????

    Sorry Weihnachtsman!

    Woooooooow, Im BLAZED.

    Answer Please.
     
  2. Pax

    Pax Member

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    Um....no you're not. Chill, my brother's eaten all of his already!
     
  3. Moony

    Moony Member

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    Haha the advent calendar i have one of those too but i restrain myself from its presence and when im stoned its off limits for munchies.
     
  4. Imagine17

    Imagine17 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I wouldn't worry about hell.....
     
  5. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    wow.....
    if you go to hell for that, then i guess im burning already.
     
  6. pfunk910

    pfunk910 Member

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    Yeah man.... better pack some aloe.

    -Mike
     
  7. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    man, like that thing on Bad Santa?

    i want one of those
     
  8. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Oh wow, that brings back memories from my childhood! I used to have one of those Advent chocolate calenders every year! I had totally forgotten about that until this thread! Wow.

    Anyway, nah, you're not going to hell. It's chocolate, no biggie.
     
  9. EMMAh

    EMMAh Senior Member

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    My cat ate my advent calender. The chocolate tasted weird this year anyway...
     
  10. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    i get one every year, but i hate that chocolate, so my sister eats iit all. and she usually eats 2 calenders in 3 days. so i doubt it.
     
  11. Orsino2

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    Man... why do people always group marijuana with all that other shit. It really gets to me, sometimes.
     
  12. seaweedyness

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    man, going to hell for eating chocolate? if that was a sin, wed all be down there
     
  13. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    That's nothing, I've eaten all the chocos from the advent calenders on like the second day on some years :&
     
  14. Orsino2

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    I've never even owned an advent calendar.
     
  15. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    haha,I love how some people thought I was serious when I posted this thread....hahah

    wow, I was really stoned.
     
  16. hippy_dude26

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    its not exactly a sin to eat an advent calender chocolate thats dated for another day
     
  17. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    actually, it says so in
    20:67
    "And thou shall not eat thy Advent Bonbons before the date for which they are intended, or thou risk taking the hand of the Devil..."

    ^OMG SEE IT SAYS SO! SHIT IM DOOMED!
     
  18. experimenting youth

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    lol thats what i thought pianoperson. you were saying have i sinned and stuff and people were being serious lol, but why do people eat advent calenders before the proper date. might as well just have a choco bar. what other ways can you count down to christmas? burning candles. eating chocolate. errr:S my brain has gone dead but ui'kll think of some soon what are your ideas?
     
  19. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    me and my brother always get advent calendar things and we always eat like all of hours before we're even supposed to..


    but hey we're all going to hell anywaY! so it doesnt matter haha jk
     
  20. rak

    rak Senior Member

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    ^ truffels and chocolates are two different things believe it or not.
     

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