Okay let me start off by saying that up until last night, I had never had a run in with the cops like this. I've had a few run ins with them before, (i.e. speeding, being parked in a no parking zone, etc.) but nothing could have prepared me for this one. As I'm coming back from a friends house at about 2:30AM. Not being able to reach her by phone, I decide to stop by my ex girlfriends house because she owes me some cash for some shit she had to pay off a month ago. Of course she wasn't home, no surprise there. As I'm leaving her street and pulling out onto the main road, I see a cop parked at the gas station across the way. I think nothing of it and head towards home. The cop starts to follow me and eventually pulls me over about a mile down the road. The cop comes to my window and the following dialog takes place. Note that some shit I've changed to protect privacy and I did have $20 worth of pot in my car. I also know my 4th and 5th admendment rights, thanks to the BUSTED DVD I got from www.flexyourrights.org Me: Hey, how's it going? Cop: Hello sir, license and proof of insurance please. Me: Sure thing. Cop: Okay Mr. Jones, can you tell me what you were doing over on Lakeview Dr? Me: Yeah, my ex lives there and I was just seeing if she was home cause she owes me some money. Cop: What's her name and address? Me: Annah Barns and she lives at 121. Okay here's where I fucked up without knowing it. Right after I told the pig 121 I remembered that she's at 120, not 121. Also, by this time another cop had come to my window to assist the other one if needed I guess. One was cool, the other a dick. Cop: You mean McGassey? Me: Who? I don't know them. Cop: Well they live at that address and that address is a crack house. Me: Really!?!?, I didn't know this, I was just seeing if she was home. Apparently my ex lives right across the street from a crack house and I didn't know this until the cop told me. Go me for getting the addresses mixed up. Asshole cop: Do you have any narcotics in the car? Me: No. Asshole cop: Do you mind if we search? Me: Yes. Cool cop: Okay that's fine, you do have that right to decline a search. Asshole cop to cool cop: You want to call in the dogs? Me: Sir, I was just seeing if my ex was at home, that's all. I didn't know anything about a crack house. Asshole cop: If you have something on you, you need to tell us because if we get the dogs out here and they find something we are going to burry you into a jail cell. So, just tell us if you do and we can maybe work something out if you have anything. Me: No, I don't have anything. Cool cop: Okay. They both then go back to their cars, one with my license. As soon as the cops were out of sight I went for my bag of weed. I shoved most of it in my mouth and what didn't go in my mouth went all over me in panic. I dusted myself off onto the floor board then stomped and grinded my foot into my floor mat all the while trying to chew up the buds I ate. By this time the cops had been sitting in their car for around 10-15 mins. I thought they were calling the K9 unit by now. I chewed up the rest of the weed and swallowed then I rubbed my foot a few more times over my floor board, I did all this being as still as I could. A few more minutes later (the whole situation took about 30 minutes total) the asshole cop comes back to my window and gives me my license and tells me to drive safe. I tell him okay thanks and got the fuck out of Dodge. I think what saved me was that I have no criminal record and my traffic record is pretty good. I think from now on I'm going to keep the reefer out of my car and I won't be going down her street anymore.
haha wow man! i wouldnt have had the balls to eat it. I would have just stuffed it in my boxers. It definitly helps to wear boxer briefs cause most of them have a decent sized pocket where your nads are. In my experience i've had cops search me before, but they wont even think about goin anywhere near that area.
Eating the weed is one of the worst things u can do. If you are caught eating weed then you can be charged with a felony for destroying it. One thing you might want to do is put weed in your glovebox and lock it. Wont change anything if a dog comes but it is extra safety just in case your car is searched if you are being arrested for something.
I hate eating weed it tastes like ass. That was your only choice there so I respect you for eating it, and saving yourself.
Eating the pot was really my only option. I didn't want to get busted via drug sniffing dogs, but they ended up not calling the dogs out and just letting me go. Always better to be safe than sorry. Pot can be replaced, a clean criminal record can't.
Thats rather shitty. I got pulled over for running a stop sign, me and three friends got dragged out of the car, they asked if they could search. I sayed no. The cops searched anyway found my pipe and weed int eh trunk, took it wrote me a ticket for running the stop sign and left.
i dunno about the states, but in canada having a dog search your car is considerd a search, which cops either need informed consent, a warrent, or whatever the term is when it's odvious you've been smoking weed. Otherwise it's illegal for them to search you, or your car.
wow ive always wanted to know sum1 tht ate their grass ive always sed to myself if a cop eva pulls me tht weeds gettin eaten theres no point lettin them get their hands on it u may aswell enjoy it while u can and besides i like da taste of weed
