Almost 58 And Ive Never Had Sushi

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ROLLINGALONG, Mar 19, 2017.

  1. rollingalong

    rollingalong yabba dab-a-doobie

    It's just never happened. I'm turning 58 in october and I feel incredibly lonely. I've rejected sushi so many times it sickens me, and I guess I'm just not fucking hungry. The below image isnt me.

    What do I do? Do i solicit a sushi chef, try to find an ugly girl that owns a sushi bar?, or just shit myself?



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  2. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe

    Meh, you aren't missing much, in my opinion.

    Maybe go to the store or a sushi restaurant and buy some? Whatever feels right, man.
     
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  3. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    Start with some old sushi to get experience.
     
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  4. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    Go down on a cheap prostitute.
     
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  5. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe

    Jesus Christ.
     
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  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    it's really not that great. it's ok, i'll eat it if it's there, but i'm pretty sure all the people who claim it as their favorite food are actually just trying to sound cultured and in reality they'd rather eat a pizza.
     
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  7. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

    Fish is good for the brain.
     
  8. mcme

    mcme Well-Known Member

    You could start by buying some rice, seaweed and fish. Leave them together for a while and see where things go.
     
  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    I seriously never properly indulged in sushi neither. But age is just a number ;)
    Happily my friends don't really pressure me :)
     
  10. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    I love the part of the song wish by nine inch nails where he says "give me one last fish fuck"
     
  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    I like fish smoked, fried etc. Just not that intrigued by raw fish.. otherwise i'd probably tried sushi by now
     
  12. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

    Baked or grilled is good too.
     
  13. Mallyboppa

    Mallyboppa Nails Mc Fugger

    I am scared of eating raw Fish !
     
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  14. Ged

    Ged Rhetorical Juvenile.

    If we don't eat them, they will eat us. Sushi is good.
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    you should find some older fish and eat it for practice.
     
  16. Mallyboppa

    Mallyboppa Nails Mc Fugger

    Would that be FILF or MFILF ?
     
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  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    FILF = fish i'd like to filet?
     
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  18. I eat sushi frequently. You should try a rainbow roll! :)

    It has salmon, tuna, shrimp, all wrapped around a California roll! You might like it. Wasabi and ginger are customarily served with sushi rolls. The wasabi is very spicy and may clear your sinuses! But anyway.. Sushi can be lame too. Some places that serve sushi I don't really care for. Anyway... I would recommend a place called Kabuki but I don't think they have them everywhere. Only Texas Nevada and California I think.
     
  19. rollingalong

    rollingalong yabba dab-a-doobie

    me too....specially when you hear people occasionally die from it


    both my kids eat sushi but I never have....I will admit that I am not the dude to clean a fish either...pretty much why I don't like fishing because you gotta gut those fish......I cannot even stab a worm with a hook without copious alcohol in me

    I grew up eating English style halibut and chips every Friday for lunch from the chip truck......I love halibut and chips.....but I pass on all other sea food save for the occasional tuna sandwich...pass on lobster....pass on sardines or smelt....trout, salmon...pass pass.....

    it has been a problem for others...not so much for me :)


    did anyone at all get the ''parody'' part of the thread?....I used buddys opening paragraph and everything...you guys turned my parody into an almost serious discussion???....


    @pr...if you had a larger sampling to judge with you would know that you don't need a hooker to taste bad snatch...I have a good sized sampling...the odds are/were against me lol
     
  20. Mallyboppa

    Mallyboppa Nails Mc Fugger

    Yes but your thread was far more interesting than someone moaning about reaching (almost ) 27 and never having sex
    there are loads of things I have never done !
    Sex is just a distraction the older you get the more you see it ;)
     

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