All time funniest newbie 420 questions ?

What are some of the funniest post's by 420 newbies you have ever read ?

 

it was in some dumb post called buds and coins or some shit like that.....only i think one of the words was pluralized with a "z" instead of an "s" for whatever reason

 

Nothing comes to mind right now so i think im off to do some searching

 

lol thatz funniez budz & coinz how lame...Oh wait LOL i get it that was my post......
as a joke truly hilarioz wtf is with thesz z's they just sound better when im perved
Wow if thats as good as it gets this thread is dead like someone do the honors and put it out of its misery

come on fellow stoners future leaders of the free world bring it i need read some funny shit