All of the flowers I gave her

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheGanjaKing, Apr 5, 2007.

  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    she burned them. :mad: Then I kicked the fuckin bitch in her face. She'll burn my flowers again. Stupid fuckin ****. :leaving:
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Well then next time don't offer her a bouquet of cannabis sativa :toetap:




    Hotwater
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    But they were males..... you can't smoke fucking males, dumb twat. I thought I would get some pussy and all I got was a faceful of smoke.
     
  4. 121

    121 Senior Member

    IDK, try chocolates or something...
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member


    I told her I'd give her some Black No. 1, but I wasn't referring to my cock, as she assumed.
     
  6. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    What happened? Why the gift giving?
     
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    She'd like to know God.
    Ooh love God.
    Feel her God.
    Inside of her - deep inside of her.

    She's cheating on me with Jesus, and I'm jealous.
     
  8. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Is she masterbating with a crucifix?
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    Yes. The one upon her bedroom wall.
     
  10. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Thats hot!
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    For her lust. She'll burn in hell. Her soul done medium well.
     
  12. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Maybe you could introduce some anal beads to this endevour.. disguised as prayer beads?
     
  13. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    Yeah, but, They keep me warm on cold nights
    We must be quite a sight
    In our meat triangle
    All tangled
    Wow
     
  14. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Whats the difference between eating out a granny and eating a pork pie?
     
  15. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    granny doesn't always have her own shit smeared on her
     
  16. 121

    121 Senior Member

    When you eat through the crust and jelly it's meat all the way :puke:
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    Pork is good, but pork with jelly on it is much better. and adding pussy crust would make it absolutely mouth watering.
     

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