All By Myself

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore

Seriously, nobody except me has posted for an hour. Where is everybody? Was there some sort of party that I wasn't invited to?

 

nope. i slept in. didn't have coffee.


hey! lookie! a picture of my and my friend susan from '98! we're so young and pretty and THIN!

 

KC you are sexy no matter what. Boosh we are ignoring you for being gone so long.

 

i can't even get that sweatshirt over my shoulders anymore....

 

So what? You are beautiful, and sexy. You don't need to worry about a sweatshirt. Besides with two small children you are about to get all the exercise a person can handle, if you are worried about your weight.

 

i'm not really. that was a totally different pair of girls. i've grown in more ways than one...and i'm happy now. you wouldn't know it, but that's a very sad, lost girl right there...

 

"Your door is ajar"


Being happy is seriously more important. I used to be thinner, but I was a sad girl too.

 

KC, I mean this in all seriousness. Can I tap it some time?

 

do you know what that shitty little house is worth right now? $500k. california is fucking stupid.

 

That was kind of a non-answer

 

Makes sense. Fat people are known for being jolly.

 

hahaha...you ass.

 

oh, sorry. sure. no problem...shall we book your day now, or do you need to chck your schedule?

 

Well. If that's your attitude then nevermind.

 

no, really, if paid in diamonds i'm very enthusiastic.

 

Then never get married and/or have kids. Trust me on this one.

 

I don't have any diamonds, but I can give you a pearl necklace if you like,

 

you know, my poor mom would be sitting on the pot and for some reason all of us would converge upon her, our captive audience. that's two 6'+ boys, a plump teenaged girl, a 6 year old girl, and a 1 year old toddler in one tiny bathroom while my mother looked up at us in disgust. hey, she shoulda locked the door.

 

hey! titty fucker!! lol.

 

I knew I could depend on you to get that one KC.