Airplane Bathrooms

I has explosive diarrhea in the airport terminal yesterday before my flight at 8am and then had to go again once in the air but couldn't bring mysel to use that puny ass little bathroom. I have another flight in an hour or so and just hoping it doesn't happen again. I had Taco Bell before coming to the airport though :/

Do any of u guys use airplane bathrooms??

 

So, taking a dump on the floor in Ikea wasn't good enough... now you want to shit on everybody.

 

Where ya goin?

 

Yes. I used one several times yesterday while on flight from Mexico to Seattle.

I didn't stink it though.

 

The only thing worse than an airline toilet is a Greyhound Bus toilet


Hotwater

 

not since i learned that airplane bathrooms can become detached from the plane and plummet to earth.

 

Party Pooper:

A Levittown, Pennsylvania family says their daughter's Sweet 16 birthday party was ruined when a passing airplane dropped human waste on the celebration Sunday evening.

Joe Cambray, the birthday girl's stepfather, said he was playing some horseshoes in the backyard when out of nowhere from the sky comes a bunch of feces, lands hard on the canopy, Thankfully, a canopy erected for the party shielded most of the guests.

"We'd just gotten done with the cake, thank God," Cambray's sister, Kristie Rogy, said. "Because within two minutes something fell from the sky. It was brown. It was everywhere. It got on everything... It was gross!"


Hotwater

 

Did I ever tell you about the time I was puking at my managers house after a night of drinking and was so close to sharting myself while throwing up? It was horrible

 

I've been flying back n forth between Arizona and California the past few weeks. It was fucken poppin this weekend in AZ

 

Fixed

 

Rollingstoned needs to write a book on this topic.
My Memoirs: From the annals of history, bowel movements of dictinction. :- /

 

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A lot of people from my state are in AZ now for the national championship game tonight.

Aren't you quite the jet setter

 

only use them when on an airplane.

 

I stay away from all public bathrooms, gives me the chills to even think about them.

 

I could have gone to the game tonight if I wanted to but don't really care for college football anymore. But good lord Alabama fans were there in full force. Saw quite a few Clemson fans arriving last night. North Carolina accent is soo cute

 

That too

 

Why would you not use a bathroom if you need to go???

 

South Carolina although I guess NC and SC accents are basically the same

 

OMFG....... whut? Why....... new.... phobia.... developing.... he...lp....

 

Airplane bathrooms suck. They r smaller then a fucken vending machine. And the toilet paper is like tissue paper. What if there's a hot chick waiting to go in next?