Ahem, I have a noob question... Is THAT my plant?

I went to the woods to check my plants. I saw this…





I've never grown before, this doesn't look like weed.

Is it? I ask you stoners, is it!?

 

No...

 

Congrats, that appears to be...a wild strawberry.

-BlkBks

 

looks like some cold shock and some animals lunch.. might be ok, get some powdered tide detergent, sprinkle it around the plant some 15feet away..

 

Oh, that is what I thought...


:|


Oh well........

 

next time...and there better be a next time...use small planters that you can later locate...do not transplant to the ground until around may 24-june 1.


i'm putting you on report

 

Report for what?

Fucking hostile pig headed yellow bellied goat sucking cum gargling monkey stripper!

That is what you should report me for.

 

I'd smoke it.....

 

did i just hear a menstruating turdknuckle talking to me?....

you know you can ask us drug questions in the chat thread without having to embarass yourself to this extent?

 

I'm just confused here, did somebody sell you that seed and tell you it was weed or...? What happen here?

 

upto 6 inches and it is way to easy to confuse seedlings...that could be anything.........but planted seeds arent sprouting yet....to cold out here

 

it does look like a strawberry

 

Ive seen plenty of cannabis plants take on that look after a animal attack..

 

I have seen some sprouting plants that look like that. Dont kill it, just keep checking on it!

 

well so far it seems maybe weed or maybe strawberry...its a win either way

 

Are you kidding man, youre just wishing too hard. It's way too big now to say thats a weed plant, just look at the damn thing. Strawberry perhaps but the leaves look a little too big. im no expert but.
p.s put some colour back into my day, thanks haha.

 

I got it from outta my stash...


Would me not germinating the seeds have anything to do with it?

 

grab a good book :book: bring some coffee :coffee: and sit there and watch it grow :watchplant:

 

Yes. Because that shit sprouting up in the picture is not cannabis.

Your plants root system failed to, well... take root. Honestly, just throwing some seeds in soil and coming back every few days to throw some water on it is not an effective way to start, if that's what you did. Often times the conditions aren't right for natural germination to take place (by just placing a seed in upper layer soil). Factors like moisture, oxygen, etc have to be right for seed to germinate and it doesn't always work out like that when you just stick some seeds in the ground and hope that up pops some cannabis.

Germinating prior to planting is essential to get a strong, healthy root system for your plants. When your seeds sprouts a visible root (about the size of a pencil tip), that's when you want to put it in your soil. Also, I recommend starting out indoors in small containers like cups under cheap fluorescent lights till your babies are strong enough and healthy enough to survive outdoors should a nosy animal or nasty storm come rolling through. When your plants are super small and just starting, they are VERY vulnerable and can get fucked up easily. This is why I recommend indoors for the first couple weeks under fluorescent lights. During this time I also keep a fan on them to make the stalk and branches stronger and sturdier for life in the outdoors.

Just my two cents. Good luck

 

YOU KNOW WHOS PLANT THAT IS DONT FUCK AROUND LITTLE BOY YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE FOOLING AROUND WITH THAT