AHAHAHHA. nice, perfect, and true.

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by mynameiskc, Jan 19, 2005.

  1. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    Be he a Baptist, Scientologist or Zoroastrian, in the heat of battle Deacon will call down Divine retribution on all net sinners, and will never miss an opportunity to blather endlessly about his religion. Deacon is fervent and earnest, but seldom contributes anything of interest or substance to the discussion. Occasionally Tireless Rebutter or Philosopher will rouse themselves engage Deacon in battle, but they soon lose interest because of his utter predictability.

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    Atheist is Deacon's cyber-doppelganger. Deacon and Atheist hold equally fervent, though diametrically opposed beliefs about religion, and both feel compelled to share those beliefs at every possible opportunity. Should an unsuspecting forum member make even a passing comment about faith or spirituality of any flavor, Atheist will descend like one of the Furies, mercilessly hectoring all of the ignorant and delusional believers about the sordid history of the church and the pernicious effects of religion on society. After a few of Atheist’s anti-religious jeremiads most other Warriors will avoid the subject altogether, though Evil Clown may egg him on a little, and Philosopher may amuse himself by pointing out flaws in his reasoning. If a forum has the misfortune of having both Deacon and Atheist as members, the bickering often continues until Nanny or Admin pulls the plug. Bliss Ninny can also sometimes squelch the conversation by saying, “Well, everyone has a right to their [sic] opinion.”
     
  2. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

  3. Sera Michele

    Sera Michele Senior Member

    The site is halarious! Great find. You should stick this link in Smoke Signals or something everyone will see. =P






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    Ferrous Cranus is utterly impervious to reason, persuasion and new ideas, and when engaged in battle he will not yield an inch in his position regardless of its hopelessness. Though his thrusts are decisively repulsed, his arguments crushed in every detail and his defenses demolished beyond repair he will remount the same attack again and again with only the slightest variation in tactics. Sometimes out of pure frustration Philosopher will try to explain to him the failed logistics of his situation, or Therapist will attempt to penetrate the psychological origins of his obduracy, but, ever unfathomable, Ferrous Cranus cannot be moved.


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    Grammarian usually has little to contribute to a discussion and possesses few effective weapons. To compensate, he will point out minor errors in spelling and grammar. Because of Grammarian's obvious weakness most Warriors ignore him.




    hehehe
     
  4. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

    Lmao! :D Great site. :D
     
  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    i didn't find it. a girl over on the random thoughts forum found it. under the heading "every site has one of those people" or something like that.
     
  6. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    For Tireless Rebutter there is no such thing as a trivial dispute. He regards all challenges as barbarians at the gates. His unflagging tenacity in making his points numbs and eventually wears down the opposition. Confident that his arguments are sound, Tireless Rebutter can't understand why he is universally loathed.

    i think we've all kinda been this guy at least once.
     
  7. dutch_diciple

    dutch_diciple Member

  8. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    ive seen this before... yea, its good.

    oh and by the way god isnt real :p.
     
  9. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    [​IMG]Although sometimes a male, Crybaby is usually a female, and often a close ally of Innocence Abused. When teased or attacked Crybaby will pitch a loud public temper tantrum, holding her breath and kicking her feet. If that defense fails she will run to Nanny for comfort.
     

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