Advice for meeting someone discreet

Does anyone have any advice for meeting a transexual and/or another man to begin a discreet hook-up thing? I have a girlfriend that I live with and ever since Craiglist's personals disappeared I've struggled to meet or even chat with anyone who might be looking for the same thing. I've always shied away from dating apps due to the fact that you have to download them on your phone which exponentially increases the likelihood of being caught, not to mention I live in small-ish town and someone I may know may come across my profile. Or even worse someone who may know my girlfriend. Looking for advice. Thanks.

 

Have an affair with another woman like a real man. What the fuck is this shit? Have sex with a tranny... go fuck yourself.

 

Ha, why so aggressive?

 

Meh, maybe your gf is really ugly and this is an upgrade.

 

Are you implying that taking a hot, sexy transsexual cock in your ass while it's up in the air and your face is buried in the pillow but your reaching back to grab her thigh to try and get that cock as deep as it will possibly go somehow makes a man less of a man?

 

Mr White?

You're Mr. Pink!

 

Don't cheat on your girlfriend, it's the worst kind of lie.

 

That would be quite the hilarious post (which I would bestow a "like") if you weren't cheating on your GF.

Would be funnier if you two had kids and they found out what a *banned word* their dad is.

 

A f...ruit?

 

Close.

I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.

 

Ah, the old Irish meaning of your banned word, clever!

 

if you're doing it behind your girlfriend's back, yes.

 

Nice, can you light my bundle of sticks when you're finished with the light?

 

Have you tried double list?

 

Am in same boat, much desire and no man to play with. Good luck in your quest. Have you ever gone down on a man?

 

What's that?

 

Doublelist is like Craigslist; filling up fast with flakes and no shows.