Advantages of being gay

Hey everybody,
yesterday a frined of mine told me she had seen a list of "advantages of being a lesbian" on the net a while ago. I googled for ages but couldn't find anything.
Sooo, I'm asking you: What advantages does being gay have?
Whether serious or silly, I need to know all of them!
Being female, I am of course interested in a lesbian's advantages most, but feel free to post something for gay guys too.

Oh, and I already know that one:

"Being a lesbian has all the advantages of being a man, only with less embarrassing genitals."



Rain

 

maybe your are of yours im sure ain't.

 

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I found the origin of the "embarrassing genital" line. It comes from a character, Jeff Murdoch, on the BBC series Coupling, which I've never seen. Someone must have used that line to create the list your asking about.

The full line from Jeff: being a lesbian all the advantages of being a man with less embarrassing genitals plus every time you have sex theres four breasts. Two guest breasts and two you can take home afterwards, oh its bloody brilliant.

Not sure if I have or haven't seen a list of Reasons To Be a Lesbian. I've seen different lists at joke sites and sometimes those lists are disgusting. Here's a few I found on my search.

100 Reasons to be Gay

You Know You're a Queen if. . .

Gay Translator

Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay People:

I'd love to se the Lesbian list.


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This is an interesting question.
There is always the opinion that sex is much easier to find (for gay men) because there is no particular barrier of gender differences.
So I guess thats an 'advantage' if you want that.

I would think that there are no particular advantages that wouldn't be found among two best male or female friends.
Example: While two lesbians can share clothes or makeup - so would any two females I suppose.

It doesnt seem to me there are any particular advantages.. oh wait, if you did not want to have children then gays and lesbians would not have to be concerned on that issue obviously.
The 'down side' being that the lesbian are both carrying around a lot of energy and space consuming child bearing equipment for seemingly no reason at all.
Oh well.

 

like one episode of Sienfeld when they were talking about being gay.. you instantly double your wardrobe. LOL

 

able to play on the beach.

 

erasmus- i have a feeling that you're not gay..?

Guzano- please, no porn.

 

you see any porn?

 

haha, i knew that was coming. I am pretty sure you know what I'm talking about.

 

The Lovely Perks of Being a Lesbian:

1) Boobs make comfy pillows.

2) Theres no need to fuss with birth control.

3) Nobody knows a womans body like another woman.

4) Your lover will understand your PMS better than a guy likely would (not to say this about all guys, a lot of guys can be really understanding, but it's easier to understand somthing if you've dealt with it firsthand...)

5) As said before, you can share your clothing and such.

6) (mainly in the case of teenagers): If your parents are unaware of your realitonship, then you can have plenty of 'sleepovers'

7) Hot kinky lesbian sex, need I say more?


If I can think of anything else I'll post it later...

 

I would never atempt such thing. now back too the beach!

 

that isn't porn, I've seen worse on PBS

 

Hehe, thanks so far, especially @DreamerSpirit.

Another one for the lesbians I could think of:

If your crush doesn't know you're gay and if you're lucky to have a crush on a touchy-feelie type of girl, you will get a lot closer to her than you probably ever would to a male crush ... Can be a disadvantage too though, because it makes it so much harder to forget about her or at least to get some distance... :/

 

Well... I've thought of somthing else, though I'm not sure if its an advantage or disatvantage...

You always have guys who are obsessed over you, even if you're just average-looking. (I dunno... it's half-flattering, half-insulting... It's always quite flattering to have admirers, yet its rather offensive that they're only obsessing over you because you're a lesbian...)

 

haha, no shit.

Still, there is no reason for it to be posted. It's completly unrelated and off-topic. If el duce, or whatever his name is now, wants to post pictures he should create a thread.

 

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Oh, really?? I mean, I'm not out, but I just can't see that happening to me. More likely it'll be remarks like: "No wonder she's a lesbian, no boy would ever want her." for me.

 

For bi-sexuals, you have double the chance of having a date on Friday night.

 

Yes, yes! ^^