adoption

i am up for adoption if anyone wants to take me home let me know iam house trained eat very little and am a hard worker ....hhhheeeeellllpppp!!!!!!! pete

 

hello ? anyone out there?

 

you forgot impatient!

 

hmmm... depends on if you don't mind sleeping in a dirty cat box and working for pinecones. If so, you got a deal. I think its about time I hired some illegal under the table workers to do my evil biddings.

 

i am loyal too!

 

yes, you'll need to be when your cleaning my smelly socks. *does evil laugh*

 

you wear socks i thought i would be cleaning your feet

 

is ther fungus among us

 

hey where did you go? did i say something wrong ...okay i will clean your socks

 

you know what? While your at it start scrubbin the fungus outta my toes. *hands u a brillo* lmao Had to say that...

 

i think i might harvest that fungus it looks to have phsycoactive properties... well on second thought what i forgot the second thought.... must be the fumes!

 

*puts on gas mask* hey, I didn't say it'd be easy work. Don't let it touch your skin, it might burn a little.

 

thats alright i kind of like the feeling of burning fungus i think its a genetic thing!?!