About a plant

can u get high off of just grass like in the front lawn?
because i heard somehwere that u can but idk how....like smoke it?
or what?
but it could be a myth lol
>_>

 

you can get high off of traditional grass ie kentucky bluegrass or the like. The best way is to boil it down and then shoot it.

 

what about the grass in the front lawn ahha

 

kentucky bluegrass is often found as a front lawn.

 

Yes.

I'm a fan of the boiling and shooting method.

What you really need to get your hands on is some of that high quality sod. You can get the really good stuff from Home Depot. What you do is cut off the very tips of the grass. Grass is a weed just like marijuana, and therefore the tips have small trace amounts of THC.

Anyhow, you cut off the tips of the grass, and dry them off in an oven (low heat). You take the dried leafs, and put them into some butter with lemon juice. The lemon juice's acidity helps balance the pH of the mixture, maximizing the quality of the grass. You boil the mixture on high heat (stirring constantly) until the butter absorbs all of the THC (it should turn a greenish colour).

You then take the butter, and strain it to make sure that the butter is clear. What you do afterwards is delude it in alcohol overnight (clinical or very high proof). The alcohol helps sterilize the mixture in preparation for injection.

After you let it stand overnight, boil the mixture until the alcohol evaporates and all you have left is a layer of sticky mixture (should be brownish). You then proceed to boil it over a spoon, soak it in a cotton swab, and proceed to inject it with a small syringe like you would inject catnip, crystalized banana pills, or crack.

Enjoy.

 

wtf is boil and shoot

can i jsut cut off tips, dry out, then smoke?

cuz i wanna get high tonite

 

you could, but the fire will destroy some of the other crucial chemicals. The best way is to follow bravesirrubin's advice and maximize the experience. Just be careful not to OD, we don't need anymore bluegrass deaths this month.

 

but with my way i can still get high rite?

 

yep, smoking that lawn grass, will knock you on your ass mang

 

lol this doesnt seem like a worthwhile thing to do... i couldnt imagine boiling down some grass and shooting it up with a needle LOL

 

hahahaha ok then smoking it is...im not gonna inject myself hahahahah

 

you've obviously never lived then DonVito. Lawn grass is where its at. Its the highest THC content plant the US federal gov't allows to be grown legally.

 

seriously though theres no way this would work i think that people are messing with you about this one. ive never heard of anyone smoking some bluegrass to get high. but i guess try it out it cant really hurt i suppose.

 

man i guess your right im gonna go mow lawns next year and save all the clipping and make some hash from them.

 

I used to do it for a while, but then I just moved on to injecting Dramamine and Lunesta combos.

 

hell yea man shoot up some Dramamine and you wont be getting sick on any boats thats for damn sure.

 

think about it logically just a fool, there is no way to get high from normal grass. If you could just walk outside and pluck it, there'd be no use for dealers. Let alone the government couldn't allow it due to the illegality of THC. Obviously you aren't 27, I'm guessing 12?

 

haha i don't think itll work...and im 15 i jsut recently started smoking....like a month ago......and ive smoked like 3 times...always mooching so i have none to smoke lmao

 

yea ur 15 and you gotta lie about ur age so it says ur 27 thats just awesome....

 

i don't care if you've never smoked...simple logic will tell you it won't work