A truth and a lie

I'm going to have another cup 'o coffee.


I'm going to smoke 3 joints in 10 minutes.

 

I think you are going to need that coffee if you smoke three spliffs in that amount of time haha

 

I only use a pipe.



I don't have any smoke.

 

Im confused

 

Me too!! Dag-nabbit. Usual condition.

 

I have a 1967 automobile.


I love wine.

 

I have a bottle of wine

I love old cars haha (my bf has one but I can't remember what make it is lol)

 

We got six inches of snow so far today.

Tomorrow it should be 90F degrees

 

I got no snow.

Tomorrow I expect we'll have about six feet of the stuff

 

Its very cold here today.

I leave for UK today.

 

I gotta go in to work tomorrow.

And Saturday

 

i have hardly ate anything today

but i did sneak a pizza in

 

I don't know how to play this game.


I know how to play this game.

 

im going to go do the dishes...cause i don't want to look at em early morning...

then im going to watch a movie about feelings

 

We are getting another four inches of snow today.

It is beautiful and sunny out at four in the morning.

 

I've got an impressive collection of 16th & 17th century English coins

I've got an impressive collection of OO scale model trains

 

ive never been married

i want to get married

 

I was married for a few years in the early 70's.

I want to get married.

 

I was married in 1960. Divorced 3 years later.


I got married again.

 

I am unmarried.

I would love to get married.